Monday, February 20, 2006

One Quick Thing

I don't live anywhere near Nebraska. I've never been there. I don't know anyone who does live there. In short, I do not have the winning Powerball ticket, I do not have $365 million, and if anyone out there was counting on getting $1 million from me, (I'm looking at you Merry Widow), well, you should just go back to work right now.

4 Comments:

Blogger Melanie said...

dammit! i really could use a cool mil about right now;)

5:17 PM  
Blogger The Merry Widow said...

Oh, shoot. I was just fixinta (that's Texan for "getting ready to") quit my job.

10:34 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

I think I speak Texan. We learned it in grammar school when we learned our gazintas. 2 gazintas 4 twice.

10:59 AM  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Damn..me either.

7:46 AM  

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