A Very Swiss Miracle

I just wanted to let everyone who didn't watch the game on CNCBC, (in other words, most of the known world), that Switzerland today beat Canada 2-0 in Men's Olympic hockey. For those of you who don't follow hockey, (and judging by the ratings, that would be all of you), this is roughly the same as me and my three inch vertical leap going up to Kobe Bryant, calling him a pussy and then whipping him in a game of HORSE.