Now That's What I Call Drinking
This week's News Of The Weird reports that a distillery in Scotland is preparing to make a whiskey with 92% alcohol. That would be 184 proof. The recommended dose is two spoonfuls. The manager of the distillery, (Bruichladdich, which probably stands for "knee-walking snot-slinging drunk" in Gaelic), is quoted as saying "I'm just hoping the distillery doesn't explode." Now that's a marketing campaign.
Listen, I like drinking as much as the next person, but if your drink of choice is 184 proof, you may as well punch a hole in yur own abdomen, rip out your liver, tear off a chunk with your teeth, stomp up and down on the remainder for a few minutes, and then put it back in and krazy glue the hole shut. Because your liver is going to work the same either way.
Listen, I like drinking as much as the next person, but if your drink of choice is 184 proof, you may as well punch a hole in yur own abdomen, rip out your liver, tear off a chunk with your teeth, stomp up and down on the remainder for a few minutes, and then put it back in and krazy glue the hole shut. Because your liver is going to work the same either way.
posted by limpy99 at 1:43 PM
7 Comments:
Nevermind the burning of your mouth,throat, and esophagus as it's going down.
Perhaps we could market it as a weight-loss product? I'm sure if we got Nutri-sys. or Jenny C. on board, we could promote it as a calorie-saving way to get hammered.
Can you imagine the hangover you'd get from that shit?!?!?!
Damn! One could make a Molotov Cocktail out of one of its bottle and you wouldn’t even have to empty the booze and replace it with gasoline!
I dunno JDR, I think if you;re drinking at 184 proof it might actualy be more fun to rip out your liver. And less painful.
I don't "drink" at all.
Anything.
So a swig of this would probably kill me.
I heard about this also.
WTF is up with that.
Some drunks around here ever get their hands on it we will have a lot less of um.
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