Broken Promises

I know I said that the next post would involve sex and strippers, but the thing is that I found out I have about 70 accrued hours of time-off that I need to use quickly or I will lose it, so I'm on vacation and it's 70 and sunny out and I feel the urge to take the dog out into the woods. So you'll have to wait. Also the story remains uninteresting and I can't think of a good way to tell it. But I'll be back at work tomorrow and I will just write it out, but it will still suck like an electrolux.