Monday, April 03, 2006

Public Service Announcement

I don't care what sex you are or what your preference is, this applies. When your significant other looks at you with an air of wonder and even a little hope and says, 'Wow, I bet you can't fuck me like that again", the correct answer is not, I repeat NOT, "Yeah, you're probably right."

At least not according to this friend of mine who you wouldn't know and not, you know, yours truly, because I would never say that.

I gotta go.

12 Comments:

Blogger Big Pissy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

7:45 AM  
Blogger Ranea said...

Oh Limpy, your so phunny!

8:21 AM  
Blogger Syd said...

Which leads the mind to wonder (the dirty ones anyway), are we talking acrobatics here or what?

9:06 AM  
Blogger little sister said...

hilfugginlarious, dude!

btw, I showed your blog to Mr. Wonderful. He thinks you're totally funny.

12:51 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Actually Syd, we're talking about the kind of sex that leaves both parties wondering exactly who the other person is, why they don't come over more often, and causes both to ignore the next two meal times out of sheer exhaustion.

According to my friend.

12:54 PM  
Blogger Pud said...

Your "friend" huh?

1:54 PM  
Blogger SoozieQ said...

Heh...gotta love those "Who ARE you?" moments...well your friend does at least :-)

3:21 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I agree—100,000%!

9:50 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Oh dear god... betcha can't make me laugh THAT hard again, can you?

10:09 PM  
Blogger shellibells said...

Geez, I am definatly missing out!

1:28 PM  
Blogger Tiffanie said...

You are funny

2:04 PM  
Blogger Madame D said...

HA!
That's awesome.
Yeah, saying "You're probably right" is almost NEVER a good answer.
No matter what it is.
Y'know, for your friend.

5:01 PM  

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