Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Blood On The Tracks

Or at least on my TV set. Last night, instead of my usual porn, I was watching the tail end of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre." Or at least flipping to it during breaks from "The Daily Show." It's not like there's a real complicated plot to follow. Ordinarily I wouldn't watch that type of movie; call me crazy but movies that center around helpless people being dismembered by power tools don't quite get it done for me. But this was the remake of Chainsaw Massacre, and it had Jessica Biel running around in the rain, (and for some reason a meat packing plant that had the sprinklers on), while wearing a tight white tank top that she felt compelled to knot up so as to reveal her belly. I love that look, but when someone makes the effort to do it that while being chased by a maniac with a chainsaw and a seemingly limitless supply of gasoline, well you have to admire that.

Anyway, I have come to the conclusion that while I generally avoid splatter films, if Jessica Biel were in the flick and was dressed in nothing but a thong I'd probably spend two hours watching her throw puppies out 4th floor windows.

In somewhat related news, (in the sense of people I'd like to take a chainsaw to), Rush Limbaugh got busted with a bunch of Viagra while coming back from the Dominican Republic. Apparently it really was his prescription, but there was a typo. Nonetheless, this paragon of the right apparently feels the need to load up on Viagra before taking a solo trip to the Domincan Republic. You do the meth. I mean math. Don't know why I'd confuse illegal drug use with a note on limp dick limbaugh.

9 Comments:

Blogger shellibells said...

I watched the tail end of the TCSM as well. Good movie...

;)

9:02 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Were you at Lady K's house?

She watched that movie last night too!

hhmmmmmm......

Rush Limbaugh + Viagra= EWWWWWWWWWW!!!

9:14 AM  
Blogger eclectic said...

What is it with that guy and prescription meds?! And yet my brother listens, each day, with religious zeal. *sigh*

9:39 AM  
Blogger Madame D said...

Yeah, nothing says "innocuous business trip" like taking Viagra to the DR by yourself.

10:12 AM  
Blogger jmeped said...

Rush with a drug induced hard on is not a good visual. uggllk..

12:25 PM  
Blogger Pud said...

I'm with Pissy...Lady K watched that movie last night too....Hmmmm

I thought the news said it was NOT Rush Limbaugh's prescription at all??

1:41 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

You got me, I'm really Lady K.

I read that it was Limbaugh's prescription but for some reason his doctor's name was on the bottle. Can't say I really care one way or the other, I just hate that fat bastard and therefore fully intend to take cheap shots at him for his inability to get it up without chemical assistance.

3:03 PM  
Blogger Brighton said...

Maybe he hooked up with Jessica...

3:17 PM  
Blogger Motor City Monk said...

I love that fact that Rush was exposed with a Viagra script. I could care less who's script it was, I just like that it made the headlines. Rush is such a douche I'm amazed that anyone could actually listen to him spew for more than 20 seconds. He's the most annoying speaker to ever make it on the airwaves - forgetting even the content.

9:13 PM  

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