Friday, June 16, 2006

I Got Up For This?

I just came from a school function called "Donuts for Dads", which requires all the Dads in the school to got to breakfast in the cafeteria with their kids. There's also a "Muffins for Moms" thing earlier in the year, which sounds vaguely dirty but really, and sadly, isn't. All I'm saying is, if certain dads were up until 2:30 the same morning playing poker, and they still managed to drag ass out of bed at 8, there should at least be some fucking doughnuts.

I didn't win the raffle either.


Blogger Nonny said...

Why are your kids still in school? Mines' been out for a week. I just went to muffins for moms a couple weeks ago. Don't sweat not getting a doughnut. The muffins they served for us were disgusting, slimy, flavorless lumps.

7:18 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

They didn't give you guys Doughnuts!?! Is your kids' school cheap bastards or something?

8:13 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

The kids are in school until the 26th. We had a lot of snow days this witer, and I think that dragged things out a week.

I saw no donuts there. Some coffee cake, some really bad homemade pastries, and some asshole brought sushi. For breakfast.

8:40 AM  
Blogger Ranea said...

Now I want Krispy Kreme!
I would have complained about the false advertising.

8:49 AM  
Blogger Phollower said...

Yeah, time to transfer the kid to culinary school.

I had never considered sushi for breakfast. I probably never will again.

8:52 AM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Yeah, the name's being changed next year to "Not-so-much Donuts for Dads", just to keep everything clear. Or maybe they'll make it a BYOD event. In which case, the strung-out meth user who brought sushi for breakfast would have to eat it himself.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Madame D said...

Okay, this is the time when I'm so glad I am practically allergic to "school functions".
And my kid has one more day of school. On Monday. A half day. Fucking ridiculous.

3:09 PM  
Blogger SoozieQ said...

Maybe the "strung-out meth user" (as Eclectic called him) was in charge of picking up and bringing the donuts....then ate them all on the way over.

Or wait? Do stung-out meth users eat a lot or not?

I always get my druggies confused.

4:49 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Maybe your kid(s) will make it up to you on Father's Day and get you some doughnuts.....

8:03 PM  
Blogger Brighton said...

I make it a point to skip that event. Muffins, ha!

8:04 PM  
Blogger CP said...

Donuts for Dads.
Muffins for Moms.

I'm thinkin' that it sounds like PTA porn.


9:02 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Happy Father's Day, Limpy! Sorry, no donuts here, either.

8:03 AM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

No doughnuts? What a rip off!

10:25 AM  

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