Thursday, June 22, 2006

OUCH

Just a quick tip. If your wife has commandeered the remote and is watching her favorite soap opera, (now on at 10 pm thanks to Soap Net, may the creator of that channel burn in hell), and is getting teary eyed because two of her favorite characters are leaving each other and she sobs out "Just say you love her and stay", that is probably not the time to yell out "fuck her and leave anyway"

The dent in my head looks a lot like our remote.

11 Comments:

Blogger Nonny said...

Good advice, though I probably would have laughed if you had said that to me. I'm sure the two characters on the soap will get back together-they always do.

8:46 AM  
Blogger Pud said...

Wow! You just know all kinds of romantic gestures, don't you?

9:03 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Can you see the one I'm making now?

9:15 AM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Captain Romance, that's you.

9:41 AM  
Blogger Madame D said...

Ugh. I agree with you. But then, I stopped watching soap operas at like 15.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Brighton said...

You have moves my friend. Smooth ones.

11:00 AM  
Blogger miss_lissa said...

hmm, sounds like something I might say.
Soaps suck.
And yes, I'm aware that Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy may qualify as soaps but at least they're quality. (uhh, right)

12:32 PM  
Blogger Syd said...

Dude, you gotta say that kind of shit while you are walking out of the room.

7:05 PM  
Blogger Phollower said...

So the dent is in the back of your head.

5:42 AM  
Blogger little sister said...

You da man!

4:10 AM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Perhaps while she is watching the late soaps you should sneak off to the bedroom and put a porn DVD in the player. That way you’ll keep you mouth shut (at least in her hearing) and avoid the head wounds.

9:38 PM  

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