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Just a quick tip. If your wife has commandeered the remote and is watching her favorite soap opera, (now on at 10 pm thanks to Soap Net, may the creator of that channel burn in hell), and is getting teary eyed because two of her favorite characters are leaving each other and she sobs out "Just say you love her and stay", that is probably not the time to yell out "fuck her and leave anyway"
The dent in my head looks a lot like our remote.
The dent in my head looks a lot like our remote.
posted by limpy99 at 6:52 AM
11 Comments:
Good advice, though I probably would have laughed if you had said that to me. I'm sure the two characters on the soap will get back together-they always do.
Wow! You just know all kinds of romantic gestures, don't you?
Can you see the one I'm making now?
Captain Romance, that's you.
Ugh. I agree with you. But then, I stopped watching soap operas at like 15.
You have moves my friend. Smooth ones.
hmm, sounds like something I might say.
Soaps suck.
And yes, I'm aware that Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy may qualify as soaps but at least they're quality. (uhh, right)
Dude, you gotta say that kind of shit while you are walking out of the room.
So the dent is in the back of your head.
You da man!
Perhaps while she is watching the late soaps you should sneak off to the bedroom and put a porn DVD in the player. That way you’ll keep you mouth shut (at least in her hearing) and avoid the head wounds.
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