Monday, August 07, 2006

I Begin To Detect A Pattern Here

This weekend, while motoring about running errands and burning fossil fuels at a rate of $3.23 a gallon, I yielded to my children's piteous requests for McDonald's and went through the drive-thru. Upon completing our order, (we got free fries! Woo-Hoo!), I am heading towards the homestead when the following takes place.

Daughter (Upon Examining Contents of Happy Meal): "Aw, I got a boy toy."

Wife (In front seat and under her breath): "Shit. All I got was a Filet-O-Fish"

Son (To Daughter): "It's a toy car, you can play with it anyway"

Daughter: "It's a Hummer. Hummer's are for boys"

Wife (To Me): "Don't you say a word."


Blogger Pud said...

Well...your daughter is right, hummers are for boys.

10:32 AM  
Blogger Motor City Monk said...

Too funny!

10:56 AM  
Blogger Ranea said...

Unless you fix you wifes order there won't be any hummers in your future.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Syd said...

You really must show her the appropriate way to wear the bag/box.

12:04 PM  
Blogger jmeped said...

She's right, at least there were fries.

12:15 PM  
Blogger Brighton said...

You should see all the Texas women who drive those silly things, they can't even park them!!

12:42 PM  
Blogger Nonny said...

My boys are quite disappointed that the "Pirates of the Carribean" tie-in is over. They still had about 3 toys to collect. My husband on the other hand will be thrilled to learn you now get hummers with your happy meal.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Melanie said...

lol! i love it!! those kinds of conversations take place in our family all the time. just the other day bunny asked me what a blowjob was. and i asked her where she heard that and she said dad was outside "cussing" at the lawnmower and said he need a cold beer and a blowjob. i said, oh it's just a powertool honey;)

3:14 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Technically Mel, you were correct.

3:15 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

I would have preferred a Hummer when I was a kid but we all know how I turned out.

8:38 AM  
Blogger little sister said...

hummers are for freedom lovers! go hummers!

just kidding....found out the Alaskan pipeline has to shut down 'til they fix the corroded let's all say hello to $4 fugging bucks a gallon!

I heart your wife by the way. May I sleep with her? hehehe (you and Mr. Wonderful can watch)

8:58 AM  
Blogger crabcake said...

AHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA! OK, first time here. And that was great. Thanks for the giggle.

9:43 AM  
Blogger crabcake said...

Do you mind if I link you at the cowpie field?

9:46 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Crabcake: Feel free to link, I was just over there reading about your partner's red-neck brawling night.

Lil Sis: You can sleep with my wife, but there's a fee attached. Gotta do something to pay for winter heating oil.

9:52 AM  

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