I Begin To Detect A Pattern Here
This weekend, while motoring about running errands and burning fossil fuels at a rate of $3.23 a gallon, I yielded to my children's piteous requests for McDonald's and went through the drive-thru. Upon completing our order, (we got free fries! Woo-Hoo!), I am heading towards the homestead when the following takes place.
Daughter (Upon Examining Contents of Happy Meal): "Aw, I got a boy toy."
Wife (In front seat and under her breath): "Shit. All I got was a Filet-O-Fish"
Son (To Daughter): "It's a toy car, you can play with it anyway"
Daughter: "It's a Hummer. Hummer's are for boys"
Wife (To Me): "Don't you say a word."
Daughter (Upon Examining Contents of Happy Meal): "Aw, I got a boy toy."
Wife (In front seat and under her breath): "Shit. All I got was a Filet-O-Fish"
Son (To Daughter): "It's a toy car, you can play with it anyway"
Daughter: "It's a Hummer. Hummer's are for boys"
Wife (To Me): "Don't you say a word."
posted by limpy99 at 10:00 AM
10 Comments:
Well...your daughter is right, hummers are for boys.
Too funny!
You really must show her the appropriate way to wear the bag/box.
You should see all the Texas women who drive those silly things, they can't even park them!!
My boys are quite disappointed that the "Pirates of the Carribean" tie-in is over. They still had about 3 toys to collect. My husband on the other hand will be thrilled to learn you now get hummers with your happy meal.
Technically Mel, you were correct.
hummers are for freedom lovers! go hummers!
just kidding....found out the Alaskan pipeline has to shut down 'til they fix the corroded section...so let's all say hello to $4 fugging bucks a gallon!
I heart your wife by the way. May I sleep with her? hehehe (you and Mr. Wonderful can watch)
AHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA! OK, first time here. And that was great. Thanks for the giggle.
Do you mind if I link you at the cowpie field?
Crabcake: Feel free to link, I was just over there reading about your partner's red-neck brawling night.
Lil Sis: You can sleep with my wife, but there's a fee attached. Gotta do something to pay for winter heating oil.
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