Line of the Weekend
Allow me to set the scene. We're playing poker on Saturday night. Normally we play every Thursday, but a "emergency" game was convened on Saturday. The emergency being that one guy's wife was out of town and he had to watch the kids, and after they fell asleep he had nothing to do. So we showed up and tried to take his money. Although in the end I think he did alright. Personally, I stayed up until 3 AM and made $3. Woo-hoo.
But at one point earlier in the night, one of the guy's shows up from a party with his wife, who is very nice. One of the other guy's had showed up earlier from a dinner with his parents to which he had worn a suit, (my parents are lucky if I remember a shirt, but then, my inheritance probably consists of old lottery tickets anyway), and of course he was getting a hrad time for his formal dress. The newest arrival comments on how well-pressed the suit is, going on to say, (no doubt to his wife's eternal pride), most of my suits are crumpled up in the corner of my closet. To which suit boy answers, without missing a beat:
"What a coincidence. That's where I keep my self-esteem."
In other news, impersonations of R2D2 are a lot funnier at 2:30 am than otherwise, and one of the other guy's produced a stack of porno DVD's that they had allegedly "found" in a plastic bag on their lawn. If anyone has a burning, (pun intended) desire to see "Transexual Hookers 2, (horribly implyng that there was a TH1), I may be able to get you a copy for the right price.
But at one point earlier in the night, one of the guy's shows up from a party with his wife, who is very nice. One of the other guy's had showed up earlier from a dinner with his parents to which he had worn a suit, (my parents are lucky if I remember a shirt, but then, my inheritance probably consists of old lottery tickets anyway), and of course he was getting a hrad time for his formal dress. The newest arrival comments on how well-pressed the suit is, going on to say, (no doubt to his wife's eternal pride), most of my suits are crumpled up in the corner of my closet. To which suit boy answers, without missing a beat:
"What a coincidence. That's where I keep my self-esteem."
In other news, impersonations of R2D2 are a lot funnier at 2:30 am than otherwise, and one of the other guy's produced a stack of porno DVD's that they had allegedly "found" in a plastic bag on their lawn. If anyone has a burning, (pun intended) desire to see "Transexual Hookers 2, (horribly implyng that there was a TH1), I may be able to get you a copy for the right price.
posted by limpy99 at 9:15 AM
4 Comments:
I wonder if the transexual hookers keep their suits crumpled at the bottom of the closet too.
Might explain a few things.
Man, only 2? See, now if it had been a complete set, I might have considered it.
Y'know, for research purposes.
Nice how he said he "found" them on his lawn. If they were "found" on his lawn, I think somebody was trying to tell him something.
You were up till 3:00am? I haven't seen 3:00am in probably 9 years. I was up until 2:00am a couple weekends ago playing Hitman. I was wrecked the entire next day. I loves me some sleep.
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