Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Guess What I Just Learned

If my daughter stands at the top of the stairs and announces that she's going to be sick, then tries to stop herself from throwing up, unsuccessfully, when it does shoot out with a force roughly equivalent to that of Mt. St. Helens, she can hit the floor at the bottom of the stairs.

I also learend that she didn't do such a hot job chewing her pizza tonight. Hey, if I have to know this, YOU have to know this.

14 Comments:

Blogger Madame D said...

AHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, this is why kids rock.

12:36 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

*LOL*

Thank you so much for sharing that.

I won't be eating pizza for awhile, thanks.

7:58 AM  
Blogger Nonny said...

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Nothing worse than cleaning up puke. I had both my boys trained to puke in the toilet by the age of 3.

11:16 AM  
Blogger Bruce said...

Oh great... I just finished a pizza. Now that thought will be in my head all day.

1:25 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Sweet -- a distance competitor!! With a little coaching, she could be an olympian, man.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Alkelda the Gleeful said...

Fair enough!

I read in someone's book that she got so sick of cleaning up vomit that she told her kids she would pay them 2 bucks each time they threw up in a bucket or in the toilet. She never again had to clean up vomit.

1:52 PM  
Blogger jmeped said...

uuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!! When I was in junior high my bffs' little brother loved me and always wanted to sit on my lap. We went to the movies, on the drive home he nodded off, hit his head on the window, and then puked, it hit the window and came back all over me! No more pizza for me either.

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fantastic. I just dry heaved. Thanks Limpy

5:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Projectile vomiting as an olympic sport. That might be interesting. They could have 2 classes-
Through the mouth and through the nose.

7:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH, fuck.

And to think I wanted kids.

I still wish I could have them.

Have fun with that one. Ewww!

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess what I just learned...

Your daughter is quite impressive.

That's some serious distance spewing. ;)

STeve~

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess what I just learned...

Your daughter is quite impressive.

That's some serious distance spewing. ;)

STeve~

9:12 AM  
Blogger little sister said...

LMFAO! projectile vomiting rocks!

in clumps, even.

4:45 AM  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Funny, funny..not so funny but funny.
Kids are the best.

4:33 PM  

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