Guess What I Just Learned
If my daughter stands at the top of the stairs and announces that she's going to be sick, then tries to stop herself from throwing up, unsuccessfully, when it does shoot out with a force roughly equivalent to that of Mt. St. Helens, she can hit the floor at the bottom of the stairs.
I also learend that she didn't do such a hot job chewing her pizza tonight. Hey, if I have to know this, YOU have to know this.
I also learend that she didn't do such a hot job chewing her pizza tonight. Hey, if I have to know this, YOU have to know this.
posted by limpy99 at 8:46 PM
13 Comments:
AHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, this is why kids rock.
*LOL*
Thank you so much for sharing that.
I won't be eating pizza for awhile, thanks.
Ewwwwwwwwww!
Nothing worse than cleaning up puke. I had both my boys trained to puke in the toilet by the age of 3.
Oh great... I just finished a pizza. Now that thought will be in my head all day.
Sweet -- a distance competitor!! With a little coaching, she could be an olympian, man.
Fair enough!
I read in someone's book that she got so sick of cleaning up vomit that she told her kids she would pay them 2 bucks each time they threw up in a bucket or in the toilet. She never again had to clean up vomit.
Fantastic. I just dry heaved. Thanks Limpy
Projectile vomiting as an olympic sport. That might be interesting. They could have 2 classes-
Through the mouth and through the nose.
OH, fuck.
And to think I wanted kids.
I still wish I could have them.
Have fun with that one. Ewww!
Guess what I just learned...
Your daughter is quite impressive.
That's some serious distance spewing. ;)
STeve~
Guess what I just learned...
Your daughter is quite impressive.
That's some serious distance spewing. ;)
STeve~
LMFAO! projectile vomiting rocks!
in clumps, even.
Funny, funny..not so funny but funny.
Kids are the best.
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