Seems Like A Bargain
An Asian spa in my area of the state, (where I've never, ever gone. No, really), was busted yesterday. Shockingly, it turns out that this "spa" was basically a hand-job brothel. The newspaper helpfully recites the price list. Apparently for $50 you get a shower, sauna and massage, and then for a $20-$40 tip, "could be masturbated."
Take away the massage, and the money, and the Asians, and it sounds like Friday night at my house.
Take away the massage, and the money, and the Asians, and it sounds like Friday night at my house.
posted by limpy99 at 10:57 AM
10 Comments:
Those Asians sure can corner a market.
hm...does your wife charge $20-40? Or do you tip in kind?
hehehe
Nicole Richie must fucking hate it there.
Hey, she's gotta get her protein one way or the other.
I think you should go interview one of those ladies and ask how one breaks into that sort of business.
Y'know. For a friend.
That was a disgusting comment, Limpy.
[giggle]
You have a sauna?
Keep all of that, add a yak, and it sounds like a typical friday night in my house.
CP.
Those types of spas are for ugly old men like me, who cannot afford them.
Fifty dollars for a massage? Whoo-wee! That's cheap these days.:)
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