Friday, November 03, 2006

Seems Like A Bargain

An Asian spa in my area of the state, (where I've never, ever gone. No, really), was busted yesterday. Shockingly, it turns out that this "spa" was basically a hand-job brothel. The newspaper helpfully recites the price list. Apparently for $50 you get a shower, sauna and massage, and then for a $20-$40 tip, "could be masturbated."

Take away the massage, and the money, and the Asians, and it sounds like Friday night at my house.


Blogger Nonny said...

Those Asians sure can corner a market.

12:28 PM  
Blogger little sister said...

hm...does your wife charge $20-40? Or do you tip in kind?


12:39 PM  
Blogger Phollower said...

Nicole Richie must fucking hate it there.

1:31 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Hey, she's gotta get her protein one way or the other.

2:17 PM  
Blogger Madame D said...

I think you should go interview one of those ladies and ask how one breaks into that sort of business.
Y'know. For a friend.

2:44 PM  
Blogger Syd said...

That was a disgusting comment, Limpy.


7:00 PM  
Blogger jmeped said...

That's a lot, apparently you can go to asia and sleep with the whole girl for $12 bucks.

1:21 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

You have a sauna?

11:20 AM  
Blogger CP said...

Keep all of that, add a yak, and it sounds like a typical friday night in my house.


1:44 PM  
Blogger JD's Rose said...

Ok, they are giving it out cheap. I thought that it was only acrylic nails that were that cheap.

6:09 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Those types of spas are for ugly old men like me, who cannot afford them.

9:28 PM  
Blogger Alkelda the Gleeful said...

Fifty dollars for a massage? Whoo-wee! That's cheap these days.:)

1:22 PM  

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