Friday, December 08, 2006

Is That Irony I Smell?

Headline in yesterday's paper: "Cheney's Gay Daughter Pregnant" There was also a headline reading "NUKE SANK THE TITANIC!", but that might have been the Weekly World News. Chosen by well-read zombies since 1975. The other story appears to be real. There's a family with some issues in the future.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard about the prez's daughter. Too funny! That nuke thing has to be a crock. I saw the movie, I saw what happened...!

10:14 AM  
Blogger Zoe said...

Okay, if I were Cheney's daughter I'd much rather tell him that I'm an elf than that I'm pregnant.

12:49 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

I hope the kid comes out as an orc Zoe. And a liberal one at that.

1:01 PM  
Blogger JD's Rose said...

Wow. Things must be so different over there. Here, it is completely normal for your mum to have a girlfriend, your grandmother to be a lesbian with someone our mothers age, and your aunty to be younger than you. No shit. That is what LO's family is like.

And then there is my sisters friend... a devoted partner to her girlfriend and has never gone through IVF, and yet it is nothing short of a miricle that she is currently 7 months pregnant.

Yep. The world is a messed up plac where 'nuclear' families are a thing of the past.

2:10 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

/sharp intake of breath

You mean, she's pregnant and she's NOT married??

Oh how I love karma!

3:03 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

She's probably married, but her daddy said it wasn't legal.

He's from Wyoming, ya know.

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where did his daughter locate the WMD?

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"There's a family with some issues in the future."

Right. Their issues are in the future. Definitely. In the future.

11:04 AM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Congratulations to the Cheney family on the new addition.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Brighton said...

I'd love to receive the white house family Christmas letter this year. I wonder if it will be one of those cute rhymy numbers...

7:14 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

I heard about Cheney's daughter too and laughed and laughed.

12:48 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Pug, let's just hope David Crosby wasn't the WMD

8:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




8:51 AM  
Blogger Amichai said...

Cheney, to his credit (and this is comparativly speaking - with other republicans), keeps pretty quiet when it comes to any gay issues. His daughter has been openly gay for a long time now. She even helped run his campaign. As far as I know (meaning as it's been reported) they are pretty close as father and daughter go. In fact, as far as I know he came out saying that the issue of gay marriage should be left up to the states, meaning he wouldn't ban gay marriage if it was legalized in the individual states (which it has been in MA). I can't back this up with any quotes, and if I'm wrong, then I can accept that.

But out of everything I dislike about Cheney - and there is a tremendous amount I dislike about cheney - his relationship with his daughter (I believe I read something about his excitment with his wife as to having a new grandchild) is the one thing he has going for him.

9:53 AM  

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