Monday, January 22, 2007

Obligatory Announcement

I think there's some sort of blogger requirement to anounce that I've been doing this little dose of misery for a year as of last weekend. I guess it did last more than three months, as pointed out by someone named Darren Mulroney who commented once and never came back again. Judging from the contents of his blog, I think he was probably just lost to begin with. He's a little more tech-oriented than I am, but then, so are the GEICO cavemen. "My mother's calling. I'll put it on speaker." Cracks me up.

Anyway, over the last year I've learned many exciting things, like how to put up pictures, how to link to different things, and that at least 1,500 of you have had, at some point, so little to do that you've wandered into this little corner of the internet, if for nothing else than to review my profile and figure out what kind of asshole left that incredibly insensitive comment on your blog. Well, it was me.

Can't promise another year, although I doubt you were holding your breath on that anyway, but so far it's been fun.

Oh, and go here for some interesting pictures of people that probably violate some kind of restraining order. Although its not against me, so screw it.

And Syd, I don't think Wen would mind if I used her hand for that one.

20 Comments:

Blogger Phollower said...

That's just great limpy. We're all so proud. Or something.

Badunkadunk- n. The buttocks area of a female, usually referring to an attractive speciman. Ex: If you click on the "here" link in limpy's current post you'll find some excellent pictures of Jessica Alba's badunkadunk.

1:30 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Alba? I thought it was Biel. *sigh* Either way... girl butt doesn't do much for me, I have one of my own. Now, show me some Matthew McConnaughey?

1:40 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Yeah, sure Phollower. I'll expect your cake in the mail. And while you may have the correct definition of badunkadunk, that is actually Jessica Biel, not Alba. Jessica Alba's ass was last week.

Eclectic, if you want to see Matthew McConaughey's ass, you'll have to rent "Dazed & Confused" I don't beleive you'll actually see any Wooderson skin, but he does sport some pretty tight 70's pants.

2:16 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Congrats on your blog birthday!

I'm not a Matthew McConaughey fan anymore.

Not since he admitted that he doesn't use deodorant. :(

4:42 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Congratulation one your first blogaversary, Limpy. Keep it up and you shall learn many other new skills (many of which are useless).

7:13 PM  
Blogger JD's Rose said...

Congrats on the anniversary... Love the optimistic outlook!

xxx

4:26 AM  
Blogger Lady K said...

Congrats on your "blogaversary!" Many more...I made you a casserole.

5:48 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

Huh, that link was creepily sexy. Or sexy in a very creepy way. You choose.

6:01 AM  
Blogger Zoe said...

If you're going to use Wen's hand instead of your own, then I'm volunteering my tongue up for use.

6:44 AM  
Blogger Phollower said...

Biel not Alba, huh? I have GOT to start noticing that these women have heads so you can tell them apart.

7:37 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

BP, he may not use deodorant, but he does use marijuana. Wait, I'm not helping am I?

Nick. Oh, good. Those will go well with all my other useless skills. My wife will be overjoyed.

JDR. Thanks. My optimism is what keeps us all going I think. God are you people screwed.

Lady K. Thanks. My mom used to make a hot dog casserole. It had mayonaisse in it. Please tell me yours involves neither ingredient.

PG, I'm going to go with "sexy in a very creepy way", just because I'm not sure 'creepily' is a real word. And I'm even less sure why I would care if it was or not.

Zoe, that's you all over. Always ready to take one for the team.

Phollower, who said anything about heads? I just go by the captions.

9:07 AM  
Blogger the bodyguard said...

congratulations! and i've read every post. don't worry, you know me...and love me;)

10:59 AM  
Blogger SoozieQ said...

Wow, I've been hanging out here for an ENTIRE year. Scary. At least I think I started reading you pretty much from the beginning. I found your comment on someone else's blog and then followed you here. I'm like a damn puppy, how pathetic.

11:17 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Bodyguard: That you Mel?

SoozieQ, actually the longest continual visitor! Too bad I don't have a prize handy. Now let's see, where could you find a trophy? Hmmmmm.

11:32 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Happy Blogaversary.

6:28 PM  
Blogger Syd said...

LOL. Wen's hand can find her own action. I'm all over that.

*Cheers* to ya for sticking it out for a year. Keep it up, you're one of my favorite playmates, you know.

7:49 PM  
Blogger Nonny said...

Congrats buddy!

Not alot of bloggers make it that long. Especially ones who consistantly point out others spelling errors and such.

I honestly don't remember how we found each other. Did you find me or did I find you? I must go check my own archives.

Don't you think it's time for a profile pic? I will walk you through the process if you'd like. Or better yet, let me find one for you-Mwhahahahaha.

8:29 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Thanks Tysgirl. You're alright no matter what Soozie Q says about you.

Syd, somehow I'm not the least bit surprised that you'd push poor Wen out of the way for some Jessica Biel. And not the least bit disappointed either!

Thanks Nonny. Y'know, it's been so long I can't remember who hopped on who first. I'll blame you though. I would have put up some sort of picture by know, but despite diligently following the Bloggerific instructions, IT NEVER FUCKING WORKED, so I stopped. My motto is, if at first you don't succeed, fuck it.

8:51 AM  
Blogger the bodyguard said...

that's me babe;)

12:47 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Damn I'm good ;)

1:52 PM  

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