Real Valentine's Day Conversation
While at a restuarant for dinner.
Her: "I feel bad. You got me a bunch of gifts and took me out to dinner. I just got you a little gift"
Me: "You could pay for dinner"
Her: "Ok, I'll put it on our credit card"
Me: "You could blow me."
Her: "pfft! It's Valentine's Day, not the end of the world."
I'm so returning those gifts.
Her: "I feel bad. You got me a bunch of gifts and took me out to dinner. I just got you a little gift"
Me: "You could pay for dinner"
Her: "Ok, I'll put it on our credit card"
Me: "You could blow me."
Her: "pfft! It's Valentine's Day, not the end of the world."
I'm so returning those gifts.
posted by limpy99 at 9:31 AM
27 Comments:
*LMAO*
I'm SO gonna remember that line!!!
At least she didn't say, "No way. Your dick isn't as big as your brothers."
Oh, gawd... are you serious?
yes, return those gifts, just damn. lol
If she seriously doesn't appreciate giving oral lovin', well, hell... she needs to get a damn clue, is all I can say 'bout that. LOL!
Happy Belated Valentine's!
BP, the line about the credit card or the other one?
Maggie, well at least not this time...
lil bit, the conversation was repeated for humorous purposes only. I have no complaints, just some damn funny lines.
A local rock radio station (Houston 94.5 The Buzz), complaing that Valentine's is for women, started two years ago promoting March 14th as "Steak and BJ" day for the guys.
Just a little food for thought.
By all means, take back the gifts and exchange blowjobs instead. We did.
Phsymom, I've heard of that. I think it's been around longer than two years. My idea was "Pizza and anal day", but no one listens to me. Probably for good reason.
JDR, Just tell Mr. JDR you heard it soemwhere else, deal?
Eclectic, you did THAT and you posted pictures of dinner??? Play to your audience!
Dude, the post date on dinner? Feb. 13. Pay attention, son.
Oops. I mean Feb. 12. *blush*
"There's a sucker born every minute, but a swallower is harder to find."
For some reason that quote just sprung to mind.
(Better luck next year!)
Heh. Not the end of the world. Too bad for you.
Humpf! Quid pro quo ain't a part of love or Valentine's Day.
Haa Haa "There's a sucker born every minute, but a swallower is harder to find."
Classic I am gonna remember that one!
ROFL... Really??? Really, really??? LOLOLO... OMG! How come that girl got invited and someothers aren't? She was blond or what? (Blonds, please, I am not racist... this is only a word, ok???)
LOL Definitely gonna have to remember that one.
Your wife is funny!
Eclectice, must have been a helluva a Valentine's Day on your place. It's the 16th and you still can't see straight!
Tai, just so we're clear, I'm going to use that line and claim I made it up. Brilliant!
Soozieq, really, how bad could the end of the world be?
Nick, every time I hear "quid pro quo" I think Hannibal Lecter. Which will also kill the romance mood.
Pixie, not only will I remember it, I'll probably plagiarize it!
Searabbit, uh, what?
Lady K, see Pixie response. repeat. God am I lazy.
Rhonda, and she cooks!
I was going to make some witty comment, but after reading lil bit's comment & inferring she does have a love for such activities, I really need to go check her out. Sorry.
No apology necessary. I bow to any valid excuse.
Wow...that sucks on any number of levels. :)
Steve~
I think you just typed blow job so you get get more hits on your blog...people from all over the world are finding mine via blog searches, only to find my driveway.
Which, btw, was a blowjob I repeated for Mr. W on Wednesday morning ;)
I'm so retarded.
I actually laughed outloud at your response to Searabbit.
I love your wife.
Very clever!
Steve, or doesn't, as the case may be.
Litle Sis, next entry I'll just type in "underage lesbian action" and see what happens. Probably an FBI subpoena.
Soozieq, I read the comment five times and I'm still not sure what it meant. Searabbit, if you're here, feel free to leap in with a clarification.
Brighton, I'm fond of her myself! Thanks.
Tk, thanks.
Who's Tom Brady?
since "blow me" sounds a lot like "go fuck yourself," you might have had more luck with: "all i want for valentine's day is a little bit of your sweet, sweet mouth love." who could say no to that?
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