Thursday, February 15, 2007

Real Valentine's Day Conversation

While at a restuarant for dinner.

Her: "I feel bad. You got me a bunch of gifts and took me out to dinner. I just got you a little gift"

Me: "You could pay for dinner"

Her: "Ok, I'll put it on our credit card"

Me: "You could blow me."

Her: "pfft! It's Valentine's Day, not the end of the world."

I'm so returning those gifts.


Blogger Big Pissy said...


I'm SO gonna remember that line!!!

9:39 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

At least she didn't say, "No way. Your dick isn't as big as your brothers."

9:52 AM  
Blogger Lil Bit said...

Oh, gawd... are you serious?

yes, return those gifts, just damn. lol
If she seriously doesn't appreciate giving oral lovin', well, hell... she needs to get a damn clue, is all I can say 'bout that. LOL!

Happy Belated Valentine's!

11:04 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

BP, the line about the credit card or the other one?

Maggie, well at least not this time...

lil bit, the conversation was repeated for humorous purposes only. I have no complaints, just some damn funny lines.

11:42 AM  
Blogger phsymom said...

A local rock radio station (Houston 94.5 The Buzz), complaing that Valentine's is for women, started two years ago promoting March 14th as "Steak and BJ" day for the guys.

Just a little food for thought.

11:53 AM  
Blogger JD's Rose said...

I hear that!

1:56 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

By all means, take back the gifts and exchange blowjobs instead. We did.

2:11 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Phsymom, I've heard of that. I think it's been around longer than two years. My idea was "Pizza and anal day", but no one listens to me. Probably for good reason.

JDR, Just tell Mr. JDR you heard it soemwhere else, deal?

Eclectic, you did THAT and you posted pictures of dinner??? Play to your audience!

2:22 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Dude, the post date on dinner? Feb. 13. Pay attention, son.

2:26 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Oops. I mean Feb. 12. *blush*

2:28 PM  
Blogger Tai said...

"There's a sucker born every minute, but a swallower is harder to find."

For some reason that quote just sprung to mind.
(Better luck next year!)

2:56 PM  
Blogger SoozieQ said...

Heh. Not the end of the world. Too bad for you.

4:25 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Humpf! Quid pro quo ain't a part of love or Valentine's Day.

4:43 PM  
Blogger Pixie said...

Haa Haa "There's a sucker born every minute, but a swallower is harder to find."

Classic I am gonna remember that one!

4:46 PM  
Blogger SeaRabbit said...

ROFL... Really??? Really, really??? LOLOLO... OMG! How come that girl got invited and someothers aren't? She was blond or what? (Blonds, please, I am not racist... this is only a word, ok???)

7:33 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

LOL Definitely gonna have to remember that one.

6:01 AM  
Blogger Rhonda said...

Your wife is funny!

8:28 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Eclectice, must have been a helluva a Valentine's Day on your place. It's the 16th and you still can't see straight!

Tai, just so we're clear, I'm going to use that line and claim I made it up. Brilliant!

Soozieq, really, how bad could the end of the world be?

Nick, every time I hear "quid pro quo" I think Hannibal Lecter. Which will also kill the romance mood.

Pixie, not only will I remember it, I'll probably plagiarize it!

Searabbit, uh, what?

Lady K, see Pixie response. repeat. God am I lazy.

Rhonda, and she cooks!

8:39 AM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

I was going to make some witty comment, but after reading lil bit's comment & inferring she does have a love for such activities, I really need to go check her out. Sorry.

10:18 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

No apology necessary. I bow to any valid excuse.

11:45 AM  
Blogger Steven Novak said...

Wow...that sucks on any number of levels. :)


2:06 PM  
Blogger little sister said...

I think you just typed blow job so you get get more hits on your blog...people from all over the world are finding mine via blog searches, only to find my driveway.

Which, btw, was a blowjob I repeated for Mr. W on Wednesday morning ;)

2:37 PM  
Blogger SoozieQ said...

I'm so retarded.

I actually laughed outloud at your response to Searabbit.

3:16 PM  
Blogger Brighton said...

I love your wife.

8:41 AM  
Blogger tkkerouac said...

Very clever!

5:42 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Steve, or doesn't, as the case may be.

Litle Sis, next entry I'll just type in "underage lesbian action" and see what happens. Probably an FBI subpoena.

Soozieq, I read the comment five times and I'm still not sure what it meant. Searabbit, if you're here, feel free to leap in with a clarification.

Brighton, I'm fond of her myself! Thanks.

Tk, thanks.

8:38 AM  
Blogger tkkerouac said...

Who's Tom Brady?

1:46 PM  
Blogger reasonably prudent poet said...

since "blow me" sounds a lot like "go fuck yourself," you might have had more luck with: "all i want for valentine's day is a little bit of your sweet, sweet mouth love." who could say no to that?

11:28 AM  

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