Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Wait, You Mean Not Everyone Has This Conversation?

A man and his wife were sharing a bottle of wine when

the man said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will

make me happy and sad at the same time."

The wife thought for a few moments, then said,

"Your dick's bigger than your brother's".

21 Comments:

Blogger Party Girl said...

You mean that isn't simply considered ice breaker-type conversation on a first date?

Damn. No wonder there isn't a second date.

Hmmm, I might need to think about this for a second.

11:05 AM  
Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl said...

That is too funny.

11:13 AM  
Blogger shellibells said...

LOL.

Nice.

12:25 PM  
Blogger SoozieQ said...

Why? WHY do I insist on reading you when I'm drinking water? Now my monitor, keyboard and the Dog have water on them.

Fanfuckingtastic!

1:31 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

You gotta love a woman who's quick on her feet, eh? Hilarious!

2:46 PM  
Blogger JD's Rose said...

Nice. Love it!

2:57 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I needed that laugh!

4:07 PM  
Blogger Zoe said...

And was your reply, "and your sister gives better head." No?

5:42 PM  
Blogger Blondie said...

LOL!!

7:50 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

Well isn't THAT great for Valentine's day??? LOL LMAO You sick sick monkey...

9:24 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

That was a good one.

10:10 PM  
Blogger Rainwolf said...

Good one. I believe I'll borrow it.

8:07 AM  
Blogger Steven Novak said...

Yowtch.

That's gotta sting.

Steve~

8:31 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

PG, time's up! Ready for the third date question?

RSG, it is. That's why I stole it.

Shelli, well, not really nice, but gets the point across.

Soozie, apologize to Moto for me. I know how hard is life is.

Eclectic, you had to ruin that sentence with "feet" didn't you?

JDR, feel free to steal it. I did.

Nick, that's whjat we aim for here in Limpyworld.

Zoe, actually, in that context it would be, "Your sister gives worse head."

Blondie, YW

Lady K, actually the day before Valentine's Day. The actual holiday conversation was worse.

Rat, that's why I stole it.

Rainwolf, go ahead. I did.

Steve, Literally sting, depending onwhere your brother's been.

9:30 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

The answer is always, yes. If we get to a third date, the answer is always, yes.

11:37 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Great, now I'm working on a question involving the Suicide Girls Burlesque cast, two sherpas and either a llama or an alpaca.

11:43 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

Oh, hells yeah, and I don't even care what it would involve. As long as there are llamas, I'm so there!

1:48 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

It's the spitting isn't it?

2:32 PM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

no, it's the tongue.

9:14 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Baaaa-baaaa.

Fuck, what does a llama sound like anyway?

12:16 PM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

I think they just spit. Spit and shed. I think that's pretty much all they do. Oh and chew grass, or cud or something.

3:12 PM  

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