Wait, You Mean Not Everyone Has This Conversation?
A man and his wife were sharing a bottle of wine when
the man said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will
make me happy and sad at the same time."
The wife thought for a few moments, then said,
"Your dick's bigger than your brother's".
the man said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will
make me happy and sad at the same time."
The wife thought for a few moments, then said,
"Your dick's bigger than your brother's".
posted by limpy99 at 8:46 AM
20 Comments:
You mean that isn't simply considered ice breaker-type conversation on a first date?
Damn. No wonder there isn't a second date.
Hmmm, I might need to think about this for a second.
That is too funny.
LOL.
Nice.
Why? WHY do I insist on reading you when I'm drinking water? Now my monitor, keyboard and the Dog have water on them.
Fanfuckingtastic!
You gotta love a woman who's quick on her feet, eh? Hilarious!
I needed that laugh!
And was your reply, "and your sister gives better head." No?
LOL!!
Well isn't THAT great for Valentine's day??? LOL LMAO You sick sick monkey...
That was a good one.
Good one. I believe I'll borrow it.
Yowtch.
That's gotta sting.
Steve~
PG, time's up! Ready for the third date question?
RSG, it is. That's why I stole it.
Shelli, well, not really nice, but gets the point across.
Soozie, apologize to Moto for me. I know how hard is life is.
Eclectic, you had to ruin that sentence with "feet" didn't you?
JDR, feel free to steal it. I did.
Nick, that's whjat we aim for here in Limpyworld.
Zoe, actually, in that context it would be, "Your sister gives worse head."
Blondie, YW
Lady K, actually the day before Valentine's Day. The actual holiday conversation was worse.
Rat, that's why I stole it.
Rainwolf, go ahead. I did.
Steve, Literally sting, depending onwhere your brother's been.
The answer is always, yes. If we get to a third date, the answer is always, yes.
Great, now I'm working on a question involving the Suicide Girls Burlesque cast, two sherpas and either a llama or an alpaca.
Oh, hells yeah, and I don't even care what it would involve. As long as there are llamas, I'm so there!
It's the spitting isn't it?
no, it's the tongue.
Baaaa-baaaa.
Fuck, what does a llama sound like anyway?
I think they just spit. Spit and shed. I think that's pretty much all they do. Oh and chew grass, or cud or something.
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