Thursday, March 08, 2007

More From My Favorite Horse-Toothed Braying Jackass

I read in today's paper that Ann Coulter has stirred up controversy by referring, somewhat indirectly, to John Edwards as a "faggot". I'm not sure why she felt compelled to do so when she could have more accurately just called him an animated Ken-doll, but since Ann and coherent thought-processes seem to be two wildly divergent things anyway, I guess that wasn't to be.

Now, if you've been here in the past and noted my desire to see Ann Coulter raped to death by rabid Tibetan yaks, (and they have to be rabid, mind you), you may have picked up that I don't like her. So be it. Her calling anyone a faggot really isn't something I'd pay attention to at this point. I think she does it to get attnetion when her vibrator batteries die and she can't get any human company. But then she went on some other show and said that the term "faggot" wasn't offensive in the gay community. Which, you know, Ann is totally down with a'ight? I know my gay friends really dig the term. Can't get enough of it. A party isn;t a party until I've referred to them 2-3 times as a bunch of mincing faggots.

So in the same spirit...

Oh Ann, you're such a cunt.

I hear that term isn't offensive either.


Blogger Lori said...

She really IS a cunt. And I pretty much reserve that for the really special people.

10:59 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

As my faggot best friend and I were talking on Sunday about this same thing, we both came to the same stunning conclusion. Are you ready?
It is stunning.

She does everything she does simply for attention, air time, press time, and more name time in the media. Thus, let's all stop talking about her. Talking about the cunt only makes her happy.

Faggot loving PG, out.

11:26 AM  
Blogger eclectic said...

You mean, you really don't like her??


11:58 AM  
Blogger zuhn said...

My cunt objects to being associated with that hag.

12:27 PM  
Blogger JD's Rose said...

I need to go and find out who Amm Coulter is...

12:46 PM  
Blogger JD's Rose said...

Or Ann even.

12:47 PM  
Blogger SoozieQ said...

I agree with Zuhn....all the real cunts in the world probably WOULD be offended by having Ann associtated with them!!

That word is actually too tame and nice for her. Can you try to come up with something a little better Limpy? I know you can do it!

1:22 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Jesus Soozie, I'm on records as wanting to watch her raped to death by Tibetan yaks and you think I'm being too tame!?!?!?

Remind me not to piss you off.

1:47 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Lori, she is special in that way isn't she? There's really nothing low enough to fit her.

PG, I'm with you on that one. I can just see her jumping up and down in the back room, waving her scrawny arms and screeching "Look at me!! Look at me!!"

Eclectic, does it show?

Zuhn, this is a first, but, my apologies to your cunt.

JDR, no, you really don't.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Rhonda said...

You being serious?
I thought your blog was much more, not serious. What gives?
Ann is easy to hate because well you hate her. She should have been nicer in insulting Mr. Edwards don't you think? Perhaps calling him a wussy or pretty boy. But, faggot is way over the top!

2:22 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Any animal rights group will fry your ass for those poor yaks!

And my cunt hates the thought of being compared to HER. Ugh!

2:40 PM  
Blogger little sister said...

Well, there isn't a word bad enough for her...and while cunt is too good for Ann and simultaneously insulting to the real cunts out there, I have no better word to suggest. My thesaurus just has a big "WTF?" next to "Ann Coulter."

I bet the rabid Tibetan yaks would like a 10-foot pole, though, so they wouldn't have to actually touch her (ICK!!!).

6:32 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Now you've insulted both cunts and ken dolls in this post - they don't want to be so unfavourably compared!

6:39 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

YEAH! I never really liked the "C" word until I actually met one. BTW, some of those gay guys actually like being called "flaming." I'm not sure what that means...

6:00 AM  
Blogger Phollower said...

I'm not really that familiar with Ann Coulter either but I hate missing out on the opportunity to jump on a bandwagon, especially when it involves calling someone names, so...

Cunt. Cuntity cunt cunt cunt.

Heck, I don't even want to find anything out about that cunt now.

Man, she's a cunt.

6:01 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Rhonda, Ann Coulter isn't serious. She's a cartoon.

Maggie, I am actually somewhat concerned about PETA's response to my goal. I plan on using "the greater good" argument.

Lil Sis, I am actually having trouble finding yaks willing to go through with this. Hence the rabies requirement.

Jay, come on now. We both know Ken dolls wouldn't know what a cunt is, given the anatomical blanks in their species.

Lady K, it means they're really, really, really, really gay.

Phollower, judging from your response, you already know all you need to know about Annie.

8:58 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Limpy- are you trying to start a Cunt revolution right here on your blog? Because I so wouldn't put that past you.

9:48 AM  
Blogger melanie said...

I really hate that word, but.....well said:)

10:53 AM  
Blogger Alkelda the Gleeful said...

Is it possible that Ann Coulter is actually a part of a giant conspiracy to embarass the GOP? Now, that would be clever, except that Stephen Colbert does it better.

11:02 AM  
Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl said...

No self-respecting Yak would go near that bitch with a ten foot pole. There is not a word bad enough to describe Ann Coulter, really someone should just make up a new insult just for her.

12:06 PM  
Blogger Cappy said...

Very liberal minded.

1:52 PM  
Blogger Blondie said...

Cunt is one of my favorite words.

9:42 PM  
Blogger Rhonda said...

it just doesn't seem right that you get to be a name caller but Ann doesn't.
how come? huh?

9:44 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

I thought I was finally going to read a post of yours & not laugh & then I got to the end & burst out laughing.

She's just selling her 20 million books. She's a brilliant capitalist & once she explained faggot just meant wimpy & I looked at Edwards, I almost agreed.

Even more appalling to me was his whole not referring to her rebuttal, but then playing her speech video on his website recommending people make donations in the name of Anti-Ann in increments of $25. That was even more distasteful & gross to me.

11:21 PM  
Blogger Steven Novak said...

TIbetan yaks?

Monks might be sexier...

You case you wanted to masturbate to it or something. ;)


7:55 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Tysgirl, UP THE REVOLUTION!! So to speak.

Mel, the "c" word seems fairly popular here. I can't explain it, except that the sort of people that read this blog are hopeless degenerates. Good for them!!

Alkelda, sadly, I think Ann really means it. Although I agree with you on Colbert. I love that show. "It's French, bitch"

RSG, true, but the insanity that goes along with rabies would render the yaks self-respect moot, thereby enabling my plan to go forward. I've clearly put way too much thought into this.

Cappy, well, if hating Ann Coulter makes me a liberal, so be it.

Blondie, that's because you are a hopeless degenerate. Wanna go for drinks?

Rhonda, I never said Ann couldn't engage in name-calling. That would be like telling the tides not to roll in. I just call her names too.

Rat, I'd have more respect for Edwards if he just said "I have no comment on anything that ignorant cunt has to say" I'd donate to him if he said that.

Steve, seriously, you're sick. Please, for God's sake, keep commenting here.

8:45 AM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

This probably isn't relevant, but I HATE her SKINNY legs too.

3:22 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Tell it to the yaks Pug, tell it to the yaks.

9:38 AM  
Blogger Lil Bit said...

Neither is "bitch", right? RIiiiiiight? LOL *spank*

12:01 PM  

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