Because Tysgirl Asked
Tysgirl took me to task for not posting anything since Monday, thereby failing to entertain the masses. Apparently my insightful and witty banter in the comments sections of your blogs just isn't enough. So despite having spent most of last night and some of this morning roaming around some of eastern CT's finer biker bars, I have pulled myself together enough to mention this.
If I see another goddamn Dunkin' Donuts commercial with this overstuffed meth- addled chipmunk proclaiming the glories of iced coffee or asking "Is quilicious a word?" with breathless curiousity,
I'm going to find out where she films her show and punch her right in the fucking face. AND QUILICIOUS IS NOT A WORD!!!
Now let's all be quiet and let me nap.
If I see another goddamn Dunkin' Donuts commercial with this overstuffed meth- addled chipmunk proclaiming the glories of iced coffee or asking "Is quilicious a word?" with breathless curiousity,
I'm going to find out where she films her show and punch her right in the fucking face. AND QUILICIOUS IS NOT A WORD!!!
Now let's all be quiet and let me nap.
posted by limpy99 at 11:47 AM
19 Comments:
Is that who I think it is (sorry the pic is small and my eyes are tired). The Queen of "E.V.O.O."? She irritates me beyond belief. I think it's that stupid giggle she does after almost every flipping sentence. GAH!!! She makes me want to punch someone in the neck when I listen to her talk.
Thank goodness they don't play those commercials here.
Um, wait. You went to biker bars? WITHOUT ME?!?!?
Am I blessed—or something—that I have not seen the commercials featuring the meth- addled chipmunk?
Let's go for the overies... that'll hurt worse than smackin' her on the nose.
haven't seen the commercial...
lucky me.
heh...something vexes thee?
i've never seen that particular advertisement. something leaves me feeling rather lucky that i haven't. there's something to be said for the crtc's ruling that american ads can be pulled and canadian ads inserted in their stead. then again, they're still ads and ads are generally as irritating as a burr under the blanket...
:) good to see a new entry.
Here - have a beer on a stick and be happy.
I'm with ya on this one, bud.
Huh, if I had known all I had to do was ask...I might have given more thought to my request!
( I think you secretly want the meth-addled chipmunk )
We were talking about the Food Network shows the other day. (I'm addicted to the Network.)
However, even for a perpetually perky girl, such as myself, RR is even too much for me.
When I mentioned this to the two cynical people next to me, the point was really driven home that her perky level truly is too high and it wasn't just them who thought so.
I just feel like she is yelling at me.
Simmer, down. Simmer, down, girl.
OK, this post was great and all, thanks. Ms. R is annoying, yes, good call. Dunkin Donuts has crappy coffee, too. And I'm from near Seattle, so I know coffee.
Now, when's the next post?? Your adoring fans demand another.
Soozieq, I don't know what EVOO is, but Ray's the queen of it, I don't want to know. We called to see if you wanted to go to the biker bar, but Moto wouldn't take a message.
Nick, yes indeed, you are blessed to have missed these commercials.
Blondie, yessir, right in the babymakers.
Rhonda, it's horrendously irritating.
DW, these ads are more like a train wreck than a burr. I can't imagine anyone thought it was a good idea, but what do I know.
Maggie, see, you get me. Plus you have beersicles.
LK, fight the power sister!
Tysgirl, I used to think she was cute, I'll grant you that, but after hearing her speak for more than five minutes, I just want her to go away.
PG, I can watch the Iron Chef all day. This one time, they said "the secret ingredient is...BACON!!", and I swear I had an orgasm.
Eclectic, right after you post your next one. (crosses fingers, hopes E hasn't updated)
Damn glass house.
Hey, I like Rachel Ray. She teaches me how to cook.
We don't have Dunkin Donuts, so I don't know about all that, but I don't think I like your tone Mr. Mister.
E, I can hear the shattering glass from here.
RSG, Mr. Mister??? Must you cite one-hit 80's wonder bands here?
EVOO is Extra Virgin Olive Oil and her joker face calls it EVOO ad nauseam during her shows. YES I watch the Food Network A LOT. I dislike her but I like the concept of some of her shows. I guess I'm a masochist.
I don't know... it doesn't look like she eats many donuts to me!
RR is ranked one of the most annoying in my book. Enough already. Her 15 minutes need to be over yesterday.
Well, Soozie, at least something on this blog is extra-virgin! -rim shot- Thank you, I'll be here all week.
JDR, that's actually a pretty flattering picture of her. She's not fat by any meams, but she's not just getting iced coffee from Dunkin' Donuts either. But then, niether am I.
Monk, I think she's at 14 minutes 32 seconds myself.
My favourite is when she says, "I know, I KNOW!" after anyone says something tastes good on her show. Like they are really going to stand there and say it tastes like shite...
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