Monday, July 23, 2007

It Was 7 Minutes

Today's title is for Zoe. If you don't get it, just go to the last post and check the comments. Zoe is just so funny I want to give her a big old hug. Around the neck. With both hands.

No, really, fair is fair and that was a good shot. I laughed.

So I did retrieve my wife from the airport yesterday. We wnet to dinner and we're talking as we wait for the waiter to come and take our order. We were talking about something we had to do when we got home, and my wife was saying "we'll do that right after I fuck you" just as the waiter came around the corner. He stopped dead and said, "so I guess you need some more time?" as I cracked up and my wife turned 7 shades of red.

I resisted the urge to say "I'll only need five minutes", but it did cross my mind.


Blogger Phollower said...

If you had said "I'll only need 5 minutes" and you really needed 7 the waiter would've interrupted during a pretty key moment.

That would be a good time to ask for more napkins.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Zoe said...

7 whole minutes. You stud! I'll bet your wife was happy to get those 2 extra minutes.

And really limpy, hugs aren't necessary.

11:39 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Phollower, napkins hell, they didn't even give us silverware until the meal got there.

Zoe, happy or bored. One or the other.

11:59 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

napkins usually do come in handy somewhere between that 6th and 7th minute. I'm not sure silverware is ever needed though- what kind of kinky shit are you Yankees doing up there?

1:00 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Tell me he got a reeeeeaaaalllly big tip for his timing, if nothing else! The waiter, I mean. Not you, Limpy.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Litlsassy20 said...

That sounds like something I would do lol except I probably wouldn't be embarassed by it :-/

I'm sure y'all made that waiter day lol

1:49 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Tysgirl, I needed the silverware for my food. My steak got there and all of a sudden we all realized there was no silverware.

Eclectic, I'm a pretty good tipper anyway, but I went higher than usual. He'd earned it with that timing.

LS, we did get excellent service the rest of the way.

2:17 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

I'm just laughing to hard at all of it.

11:47 PM  
Blogger JD's Rose said...

Yeah, see if that was me I would have turned red too and then chimed in with "we won't need too long".

5:59 AM  
Blogger Lady K said...

Ah, those precious moments...


6:38 AM  
Blogger Brad the Gorilla said...

If I'd been the waiter, I probably would have thrown some spaghetti on both of you and then ran for the door. It's my way.

9:00 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

or see if he wanted to watch...

9:55 AM  
Blogger Nonny said...

Please tell me this all took place at an Olive Garden. For some reason I picture the two of you sitting in an Olive Garden or a Bennigan's

3:51 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I suppose 7 is better than 5.

4:30 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

*LOL* Classic!

You KNOW that waiter is going to be telling that story for years, right?

5:37 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Rat, you aren't the only one. I'm sure the entire kitchen staff heard about it.

JDR, way to back up Mr. JDR.

LK, actually, it was about $50 when all was said and done.

Brad, yet another reason why illegal immigrants are replacing gorillas as waiters.

PG, wanna go to dinner?

Nonny, OK, this took place at Olive Garden. (No it didn't)

Nick, depends on who you ask.

BP, undoubtedly. Can't wait to go back.

9:50 AM  
Blogger Lil Bit said...


Oh, DAMN, why didn't you say it? LOL

Need more time??? - Did the waiter think the 2 of you were gonna fuck right there at the table before placing your order? LOL!

You know the 2 of you were the topic of convo back in the kitchen and waiter stations, right? LOL

Timing is everything.

9:41 AM  

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