Sunday, July 15, 2007

Words From This Weekend

While at the local community pool with the kids.

Lifeguard (to me): "Sir, please don't throw your kids into the water"

Me: "OK" pause "Can I throw someone else's kids?"

Lifeguard: blink-blink.

At home in the kitchen. Dad, (yours truly), drops something.

Dad: "Oh fu----dge"

Son: "Dad, why did you say 'fudge'?"

Dad: "Because I was trying not to say 'fuck'"


Blogger Syd said...

Very funny.

Curbing the fuck habit is tough, ain't it?

11:27 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Well at least now he'll know the appropriate word to use the next time you try feeding him to a bear!

5:07 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Ever so graceful.

It's probably good that you don't write greeting cards.

6:11 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

That's fudging funny!

12:16 AM  
Blogger Lady K said...

Awesome. I always know where to go for a good laugh first thing Monday morning.

6:38 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

Seriously. The "world's bestest dad" mug is in the kiln as I type.

8:37 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Syd, even tougher when the Yankees suck so bad.

Tysgirl, uh, yeah, Saturday was the first time he'd heard that word. Let's go with that!.

Maggie, are you kidding? That would be a greta card for Father's Day. I'd buy it.

Rat, Fudging A!

LK, assuming of course, that I've actually written something.

PG, I promise to fill it with scotch.

8:40 AM  
Blogger Nonny said...

I'm up for adoption, in case you were interested.

I wouldn't care if you threw me in the pool or said fuck 1000/day.

3:59 PM  
Blogger dykewife said...

we all laughed out loud when i read it to my family.

7:56 PM  
Blogger dykewife said...

oh, and firetruck rolls nearly as well as fuck does :)

7:56 PM  
Blogger JD's Rose said...


7:06 AM  
Blogger Nonny said...

Hey buddy, do me a favor, could you email me something to my "" address. I need to email you something and you don't have an email listed on your profile.

9:51 AM  
Blogger Blondie said...

It's posts like this that keep me coming back.

5:37 PM  
Blogger Lil Bit said...

*laughing my fudging ass off*

oh yeah, *raises hand to be thrown into the pool* ;)

6:49 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I hope the folks around you are laughing as much as I am.

7:30 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

You can totally throw MY kids into the pool, while I go somewhere and say fuck.

5:59 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

:::taps on monitor:::

Hello? Will you posting for our reading enjoyment any time soon?

9:32 AM  
Blogger Rhonda said...

sounds like home,
from 16 year old son,
"Ma why don't you just say THE WORD instead of feck or frick or fricken, or F or fart or fudge or...........

9:30 PM  

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