Words From This Weekend
While at the local community pool with the kids.
Lifeguard (to me): "Sir, please don't throw your kids into the water"
Me: "OK" pause "Can I throw someone else's kids?"
Lifeguard: blink-blink.
At home in the kitchen. Dad, (yours truly), drops something.
Dad: "Oh fu----dge"
Son: "Dad, why did you say 'fudge'?"
Dad: "Because I was trying not to say 'fuck'"
Lifeguard (to me): "Sir, please don't throw your kids into the water"
Me: "OK" pause "Can I throw someone else's kids?"
Lifeguard: blink-blink.
At home in the kitchen. Dad, (yours truly), drops something.
Dad: "Oh fu----dge"
Son: "Dad, why did you say 'fudge'?"
Dad: "Because I was trying not to say 'fuck'"
posted by limpy99 at 9:36 AM
18 Comments:
Very funny.
Curbing the fuck habit is tough, ain't it?
Well at least now he'll know the appropriate word to use the next time you try feeding him to a bear!
Ever so graceful.
It's probably good that you don't write greeting cards.
That's fudging funny!
Awesome. I always know where to go for a good laugh first thing Monday morning.
Seriously. The "world's bestest dad" mug is in the kiln as I type.
Syd, even tougher when the Yankees suck so bad.
Tysgirl, uh, yeah, Saturday was the first time he'd heard that word. Let's go with that!.
Maggie, are you kidding? That would be a greta card for Father's Day. I'd buy it.
Rat, Fudging A!
LK, assuming of course, that I've actually written something.
PG, I promise to fill it with scotch.
I'm up for adoption, in case you were interested.
I wouldn't care if you threw me in the pool or said fuck 1000/day.
we all laughed out loud when i read it to my family.
oh, and firetruck rolls nearly as well as fuck does :)
LMAO!
Hey buddy, do me a favor, could you email me something to my "hello.nonny@yahoo.com" address. I need to email you something and you don't have an email listed on your profile.
HAH!
It's posts like this that keep me coming back.
LMFAO!
*laughing my fudging ass off*
oh yeah, *raises hand to be thrown into the pool* ;)
I hope the folks around you are laughing as much as I am.
You can totally throw MY kids into the pool, while I go somewhere and say fuck.
:::taps on monitor:::
Hello? Will you posting for our reading enjoyment any time soon?
sounds like home,
from 16 year old son,
"Ma why don't you just say THE WORD instead of feck or frick or fricken, or F or fart or fudge or...........
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