Brother, Can You Spare $15 Million?
Or sister. Whichever. All I know is that someone in Indiana has the winning Powerball ticket for a $314 million prize. And I'm hoping it's some combination of the Zoe/Phollower crew so I can try to borrow money.
posted by limpy99 at 8:12 AM
14 Comments:
314 million is too much. You could drop a million dollars on the sidewalk and not notice. And if you decided to spend it all on one night of booze and hookers, as I'd be inclined to do, you'd die of alcohol poisoning in no time at all. Money SUCKS.
Somehow, I can see you being dangerous with that kind of cash.
On the upside, you might finally get around to keeping your promise to me.
Phronk, I would just like to be in a position to try to find out if having $314 million is too much.
Tysgirl, if by "being dangerous" you mean immediately quitting my jod and spending the remainder of my life trying to suck as much fun as possible out of the universe, well, you're probabyl right. Also, if I win $314 million, you totally have my word that I'd pay your mortgage. Or for a new camera lens. Whichever costs more.
Damn, if you DO get some of it, will you share some w/me? LOL
If I'm really good, can I have both?
LB, since we're in an alternate universe of fantasyland, of course I will. (In reality I'll be speeding off in a Lamborghini)
Tysgirl, you'd have a better shot if you were really bad.
I think I would settle for half a mil. That's more than enough for me.
As far as I'm concerned, I was robbed.
Course I didn't play, but that isn't the point. I want my money!
...in the case that it was Phollower, I ask, yes, please.
At least enought to pay for school and pay off the loans.
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and to travel the world a few times.
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and to allow for a better apartment, but that's it. Swear. Promise.
I just read your comment to tysgirl. Do I have a better chance since I am really good at being bad and really bad at being good...
wait, that didn't come out right.
I read that only one person bought the winning ticket. I hope it is one of my family members. They are all in Indiana.
Is there really any other way to be?
Well I can tell you it isn't me, and I'm pretty certain Phollower doesn't hold that ticket either. Instead of buying Lottery Tickets, I've taken to just flushing dollar bills down the toilet, or using them to snort heroin.
SSN, you make it sound so cheap.
PG, no, that came out exactly right.
Pud, I hope it's someone in your family too. But only because I'm not related to anyone in Indiana.
Tysgirl, nope.
Zoe, geez, at least use a rolled up $20. Ypu don't want people thinking you're a cheap heroin whore do you?
Fine. Be that way. =P
That's why you don't get the "Nice Matters" award. (like you really give 2 shits in a gay bathroom)
LMFAO!!!
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