Something For The Ladies
The straight ones, that is. All both of you that read this. As you know, I periodically link to sites with really hot chicks. This is because I'm straight, and probably half of my female audience isn't. And if there's one thing straight guys and lesbians agree on, it's that hot chicks rock. And that a day spent without beer and sports on TV is a wasted day.
But, when I do put up the links to hot babes, some straight chick like Eclectic or Maggie can be counted on to ask for equal time for postings of hot guys. Although to be fair, Eclectic is far more polite than Maggie, which is to be expected since she lives in Oregon where everything is nice and clean and above-average and Maggie lives in Montana, which is currently experiencing weather conditions roughly equivalant to the 8th Circle of Hell, and consequently she lives in a cave and her manners suck.
Where was I?
Oh yeah. Usually, I just ignore these requests or politely turn them down by making homophobic remarks and telling them to use their own goddamn blogs for that sort of smut. Cuz I'm polite like that. But not this time. Nope this time I'm putting up a link to something all chicks dig. Men in kilts. And may I just point out that not only am I providing photos of guys, (OK, one. I think. I didn't go through the whole site), in kilts, but these guys work in the northwest and could conceivably be retained by either E or Maggie. Assuming anything's left in Montana besides ashes and charred tree trunks after this summer.
Now why would I do this you ask. Because in the comments to the last post Big Pissy, she of the immaculate lawns, devastatingly well-planned and oh-so-tasteful parties, she of the fashion sense and refined southern politeness, yes that Big Pissy, used the phrase "man meat" And kids, when someone like Big Pissy is willing to go to that level, well, I just have to respond.
Enjoy your clean windows Maggie.
Editors' Note: OK, the first three commenters didn't like the skinny guy the kilt who washes windows. Fine. I can't pick out guys. I can live with this. Here's a photos of some guys at some sort of Highland Games. If this doesn't work, I may go the banana hammock route. And no one wants to see that.
But, when I do put up the links to hot babes, some straight chick like Eclectic or Maggie can be counted on to ask for equal time for postings of hot guys. Although to be fair, Eclectic is far more polite than Maggie, which is to be expected since she lives in Oregon where everything is nice and clean and above-average and Maggie lives in Montana, which is currently experiencing weather conditions roughly equivalant to the 8th Circle of Hell, and consequently she lives in a cave and her manners suck.
Where was I?
Oh yeah. Usually, I just ignore these requests or politely turn them down by making homophobic remarks and telling them to use their own goddamn blogs for that sort of smut. Cuz I'm polite like that. But not this time. Nope this time I'm putting up a link to something all chicks dig. Men in kilts. And may I just point out that not only am I providing photos of guys, (OK, one. I think. I didn't go through the whole site), in kilts, but these guys work in the northwest and could conceivably be retained by either E or Maggie. Assuming anything's left in Montana besides ashes and charred tree trunks after this summer.
Now why would I do this you ask. Because in the comments to the last post Big Pissy, she of the immaculate lawns, devastatingly well-planned and oh-so-tasteful parties, she of the fashion sense and refined southern politeness, yes that Big Pissy, used the phrase "man meat" And kids, when someone like Big Pissy is willing to go to that level, well, I just have to respond.
Enjoy your clean windows Maggie.
Editors' Note: OK, the first three commenters didn't like the skinny guy the kilt who washes windows. Fine. I can't pick out guys. I can live with this. Here's a photos of some guys at some sort of Highland Games. If this doesn't work, I may go the banana hammock route. And no one wants to see that.
posted by limpy99 at 12:42 PM
23 Comments:
Yeah but where are the hott guys ???
My Scottish cousin has a photo from his wedding of his bride, him and around 15 grooms men who were all in kilts mooning the camera.(Not the bride she was demure)Thus proving that no Scott's don't wear underwear underneath the kilt.
EEWWW! I'm straight but those guys are u.g.l.y.
Thanks for trying tho Limpy, but maybe you should stick to links to hot chicks! lol
better yet, why not post a pic of YOU in a kilt ;o)
Gee, um..., thanks Limp-man. If those are my options, I may seriously have to consider chicks.
Also? I live in Washington, but... bygones. It was nice of you to know the general vicinity. ;)
Pixie, now see, there's photo I could have used.
LS, if you've seen the shot of the tattoo on my skinny leg, you'd know why no one's clamoring for a kilt shot from yours truly.
Eclectic, Washington, Oregon, what's the difference? You're all hippy communists.
Clean windows, my ass! Wimpy boy doesn't look like he could keep anything up!
I'm with Eclectic if that kid is the option...
What did you say? You're going to post a picture of yourself in a banana hammock?
Yuck on the boys.
Bring on the hot chicks.
Remember, all girls are straight,
Until their not...
Hippy Communists...
Hee-hee.
I'm giggling at the Hippy Communists too.
Gotta give you props, Limpy. I doubt many straight guys would make the effort.
Don't do it again.
BTW, this might put your honorary lesbian status on probation.
The highland game guys are not working either. So, it looks like you owe us a banana hammock. Hey, I never demanded that you provide me with eye candy, but since you offered, I'm just gonna sit back with a beer and wait for you to provide it.
Hippy communist... *heh*, if that means I'm not so fond of your president, then, yeah.
Maggie, I thought about swiping your kilt models, but that would just be copying. And I can't click on those sites at work without getting fired and I can't do it at home without my wife wondering why I'm suddenly into gay Celtic porn.
Tysgirl, no, that is not what I said. Now go wash your mouth out with bleach.
RSG, yeah, I had noticed you weren't one of the ones requesting hot guys.
Syd, no shit on the don't do it again. Clearly I'm horrible at this. I have no fear of losing my honorary lesbian status however. I'll just go get a bunch of Carmen Electra shots and we'll all be good.
Eclectic, I hope you have a lot of beer. I think I'm gonna defer to Maggie on the future hot guy photos. Hell, RSG might do a better job than I just did.
i coulda done without the guys in skirts...go back to posting links with the ladies.
Why don't you really give us a thrill and post yourself half-naked this Thursday?
I'm glad you told me that was a guy sporting that kilk because I thought it was a chick with a buzz cut. Either way, not hot.
apparently I did indeed miss your tat pic..........so where could I find that??
:-P
DW, believe me, from now on its chicks, chicks and more chicks.
Pud, I'm sorry did you say "thrill" or "nausea"?
Zoe, he is a scrawny little bastard isn't he?
LS, go to the February 2007 archives. It's the first post. Wear sunglasses, the leg's a bit pasty.
Ok, I think I'd rather see chicks in kilts and I'm not a lesbian. Seriously- this looks like straight up WT in kilts.
fine, but I aint swallowing
So do I not count as a reader or as straight? Because you clearly forgot to count me in the "both of you that read this" total. Just curious if you think I like chicks or guys...OMG! I accidentally typed "lick" instead of "like". Now who is not straight?!?!
Brighton, these guys do seem to be sending the straight women over to the other side. Or was that my plan?
Tysgirl, like I'd care.
Sozzieq, actually, I had you in mind. But after that "lick" comment I'm no longer sure.
Considering the reaction I received for using the phrase "man meat", I expected better than this from you, Limpy!
So.....to redeem yourself, the only thing you can do is post a photo of yourself for HNT.
Thank you ever so much.
~Pissy
p.s. I have photos posted of my latest soiree. ;-)
OMG, guys in kilts ROCK!
Dunno if anyone's already posted this, but HERE'S the best kilt
http://www.utilikilts.com/
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