Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Take This Ingrates!

Sure, he's not much for household chores, but he looks good just standing around, won't pester your for sex, he never interrupts, never criticizes and he's stayed hard for the last 500+ years! I don't know what more you could ask for.

And for the other 3/4 of the readers, here's Emanuelle Chriqui, who plays Sloan on "Entourage". I like the show and think it's very funny, but the idea that an Irish kid from Queens who stand about 5'4" could land a chick this hot requires a certain amount of suspended disbelief. And I should know, even though I'm taller and not from Queens.


Blogger Litlsassy20 said...

"he's stayed hard for the last 500+ years"

AH yeah! now thats what I'm talkin about!!

8:35 AM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Although, if he never pesters me for sex, what good is hard?

8:49 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Eclectic, you could always pester him for sex. Just because he has a granite heart, that doesn't mean he doesn't need love.

LS, he really should have called his doctor by know. All the commericals say call if it stays hard more than 4 hours.

8:58 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Now THERE's a man for you. Hard and no backtalk...

Well done!!!

9:45 AM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Oh. Well, if I'm going to have to pester him anyway, I can just keep the guy I have. ;)

11:45 AM  
Blogger Zoe said...

Hard but cold, not a good combo.

12:50 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

As nice as the never ending hard on sounds, I prefer a pulse.

Are you listening to commercials- or really just reading the label on the side of your script?

1:35 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Now you did it, Limpy! Tonight I shall dream of Emanuelle.

8:50 PM  
Blogger Pud said...

I still say YOU ought to give us an HNT shot.

9:34 PM  
Blogger SoozieQ said...

Pestering a man for sex is so yesterday....if he's hard, just TAKE him!

So how tall are you Limpy? Just curious.

11:29 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Naked dude photo small = good.

Hot chick photo small = what the fuck? I don't have HBO so now I have to go Google a photo of her myself. What is this? A do it yourself blog?

6:59 AM  
Blogger sylvia said...

She is hot and it is unbelievable that "E" could get her. But if you want to post a hot guy, post Adrian Grenier. I hope that links to his pic. I have never done a link before, but that only scratches the surface of things I do for him which I have never done before.

A post of Adrian Grenier is even thematically appropriate (for those not watching Entourage - he is Vince, the main character) and he is easily the hottest man alive.

4:38 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Thank you, Sylvia. FINALLY! Someone I can look at!

5:10 PM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

Personally, I'm just a fan of nakedness. But that's just me.

9:56 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Sucks about today's game.

11:28 PM  
Blogger Phollower said...

Even if he can stay hard indefinitely you'd still have to fuck a 500 year old dude. But hey, whatever you're into is cool with me.

8:56 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Maggie, well, now that we know your type, we can start getting the personals in order.

Eclectic, that's probably for the best. I imagine the shipping costs for David are rather prohibitive anyway.

Zoe, what are you, gay or something? Oh, wait...

Tysgirl, at least my prescriptions don't make me like Maroon 5 songs.

Nick, you're welcome.

Pud, you're about the only one.

Soozieq, 6'1". Oddly, tow guys recently said that I must be taller, because they're 6'1", and I'm taller. While I'd like to think I'm growing, I suspect that they're just frustrated 5'10" guys.

Rat, where have you been? This is probably as close to a "DIY" blog as there is. I'm not really proficient with the computers and I'm incredibly lazy. Although, for anyone interested, Rat did do an incredible job supplementing the picture of Emanuelle at his place. The perm though? Huge mistake.

Sylvia, Thank you. More women should take the initiative you showed and post pictures of their own little hotties whenever I start putting up shots of hot babes.

Eclectic, Before this is misinterpreted I mean this as a compliment to E. You would break Vince's scrawny little ass in half in about three minutes. Puh-lease.

PG, Feel free to provide visuals with that statement.

Rat, You don't know the half of it. Duncan's HR was worth it though.


8:59 AM  

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