Monday, October 15, 2007

Dear God Why Won't He Go Away?????

Just a short post to say that if I see one more of those fuckwad Dane Cook "It's October" baseball play-off commercials, I'm going to track that asshole down and hit him in the nuts with my trusty hockey stick.

Hard.

22 Comments:

Blogger dykewife said...

give him one for me too, please?

8:33 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Sign me up to help you.

9:19 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Uh, isn’t hitting an asshole in the nuts with a hockey stick a felony? Oh, well, the jail time would be worth it.

4:10 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

No clue what you're talking about but you go get 'em Limpy, you're such a bad ass!

Is this the same hockey stick you once told me you use to launch frozen dog turds out of your yard? Because I'm thinking that would give added satisfaction!

5:33 AM  
Blogger LouLaughlin said...

Do you have a DVR or TiVO that records your shows so you can bypass those annoying commercials?

I haven't watched a commercial in over a year unless it's playing at 6-8 times normal speed! :-)

Of course with my lack of commercials, I feel out of touch with the rest of the world... So what's happening out there? What season is it? Baseball, Football, or Hockey? :-)

10:38 AM  
Blogger Phollower said...

I'm really tall and use an exceptionally long hockey stick so if you need the added reach just let me know.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Suzie said...

Really tall.....exceptionally long hockey stick.....

What were we talking about?! Oh sorry, I got sidetracked by Phollower's comment.

*ahem*

I haven't seen the commercials you speak of, but that guy (Dane Cook) gives me the shakes. He's such a dolt.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

I can lead him into a trap with the promise of food or something...

4:52 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

I'm too busy laughing my most maniacal laugh as the Tribe pulls further and further away to care.

FUCK THE SUCKS!

7:28 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

DW, consdider it done. If there's a worse marketing idea, I don't know what it could be.

Eclectic, you're in. Couldn't do it without you. Well, I could, but it wouldn't be as much fun.

Nick, yep, it would be a felony, but only if you could find 12 people who thought someone dese3rved jail time for hitting Dane Cook in the nuts. I'm thinking you could find maybe 8, tops.

Tysgirl, I never said that. I use a shovel for that. Which gives me another idea...

Lou, good to see you popping back up. Right now it's the end of baseball season, the start of hockey season, almost the start of basketball season, and sort of the middle of football season. Also it's October.

Phollower, you aim high, I'll go low while he's distracted.

Soozie, you need to get out of that trpohy store more.

Lady K, food or meth. I'm pretty sure both would work.

Rat, well, thanks to 3 staright homers, the lead is now down to 4, but that's still a good lead. God I hate the Red Sox so much this year.

7:45 PM  
Blogger Motor City Monk said...

Total Douche.

Bring back the LaSorda commercials from last year.

4:50 AM  
Blogger Syd said...

I haven't seen that commercial, but I can't stand him. Monk nailed it. Douche.

7:28 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

yeah, I don't get what all the
who-ha is about him. So go for it.

7:54 AM  
Blogger Sugar Smacks said...

I have no idea what or who Dane Cook is, but as a Canadian and fan of hockey thuggery, I appreciate your sentiments, Limpy.

Commercials are way out of order; three times louder than the shows you're watching, and repetitious like Chinese water-torture.

Ahh, it's nice to read your rants again Limpy, I shall be back...

11:13 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Life lesson #169: never argue with a redhead dumb ass.

You most certainly did say that:

http://tysgirl.wordpress.com/2007/02/18/things-i-learned-this-weekend/#more-70

11:39 AM  
Blogger LouLaughlin said...

tysgirl kinda got you on that... Doesn't it suck when you words are hockey pucked back at ya?

Damn freedom of information act... ;-)

12:59 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

SNAP! TysGirl is officially my hero.

1:30 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Us Redheads gotta stick together, Eclectic! Especially when ganging up on Limpy!

6:29 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Monk, what I really want back are those old Dennis Hooper NFL referee commercials. "All the marbles get smashed into tiny...little...pieces!!!!"

Syd and PG, so it's agreed. We all get together and DON'T start a Dane Cook fan club.

Sugar Smacks, first Lou, now you; it's like old home week around here!

Tysgirl, I'd forgotten about that winter day. I actually did take an old plastic hockey stick and whack some frozen turds across the street. Usually I use a shovel though.

Lou, she's just lucky she's a red head. I put up with a lot from them. Like being accurately quoted.

Eclectic, get your own hero. I got dibs!

6:31 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Hmmm, now I'm wondering what else I can get away with....because I'm that kind of bitch ;) Sound familiar?

8:25 AM  
Blogger Lil Bit said...

Who? What? LOL
I don't watch that much TV, so no clue about the commercial, but whoop him good, k? lol

10:23 AM  
Blogger Big Cute Beach Girl said...

hit him with your hockey stick just cause he's stupid and not funny in the least....for me. thanks.

1:12 PM  

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