For Maggie

At the moment I'm preparing for a trial where I will almost certainly prevent a pregnant woman from recovering any money at all for falling down and shattering her leg. Know how I sleep at night? Usually on my left side, like a log. Yes, I am going to Hell.

But in the meantime, here's a little something for Maggie, who is going through a rough patch and could use some cheering up. And since I totally shit the bed with the whole "hot men in kilts" thing, I figure this will cheer her up. And for the rest of you, here's a sort of funny article about why you wouldn't want to have sex with any character Bale's ever played in the movies. Although if it were Jennifer Biel in "American Psycho", I'd totally take my chances.

Rat raises a good point. Why should the rest of us be deprived just so Maggie can gawk at Christian Bale's chest, (and unfortunately, or fortunately if you're Maggie, a rather significant portion of his pelvis), along with Eclectic and Soozie and Tysgirl and any other hetorosexual woman who stops by here? And any gay men, because what the hell, we're all about the equality here. So for the rest of us, here's a picture of Indira Varma pouring what I imagine to be warm oil over her head. I could be wrong, but it's my imagination so screw you. When you post pictures, you can pretend it's Cool Whip for all I care.

By the way, that link for Indira? Close the door and shoo the kids away before you click on it. Also, yes, that is Sayeed from "Lost", and yes, I am jealous of him.