Friday, October 19, 2007

For Maggie

At the moment I'm preparing for a trial where I will almost certainly prevent a pregnant woman from recovering any money at all for falling down and shattering her leg. Know how I sleep at night? Usually on my left side, like a log. Yes, I am going to Hell.

But in the meantime, here's a little something for Maggie, who is going through a rough patch and could use some cheering up. And since I totally shit the bed with the whole "hot men in kilts" thing, I figure this will cheer her up. And for the rest of you, here's a sort of funny article about why you wouldn't want to have sex with any character Bale's ever played in the movies. Although if it were Jennifer Biel in "American Psycho", I'd totally take my chances.

Rat raises a good point. Why should the rest of us be deprived just so Maggie can gawk at Christian Bale's chest, (and unfortunately, or fortunately if you're Maggie, a rather significant portion of his pelvis), along with Eclectic and Soozie and Tysgirl and any other hetorosexual woman who stops by here? And any gay men, because what the hell, we're all about the equality here. So for the rest of us, here's a picture of Indira Varma pouring what I imagine to be warm oil over her head. I could be wrong, but it's my imagination so screw you. When you post pictures, you can pretend it's Cool Whip for all I care.

By the way, that link for Indira? Close the door and shoo the kids away before you click on it. Also, yes, that is Sayeed from "Lost", and yes, I am jealous of him.


Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Ahhhh! What the hell? Okay, I have never read Maggie's blog & I don't know anything about the kilt story, but I have a hilarious kilt song that I will email to her on your behalf so that hopefully we never have to see this sort of photo on your blog again.

I'm fine with sticking it to the injured pregnant women, but PLEASE spare us these photos!

Maybe it's just too early & I am too tired from last night.

10:26 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Excellent point. Hopefully I've remedied the situation.

10:55 AM  
Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl said...

I think she needs to visit her local salon for a wax.

Sorry, I'm picky about hair.

11:28 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

That's from the movie "Kama Sutra: A Love Story". It takes place in 14th century India. I don't believe they were all that big on waxing back then.

But they were big on leprosy!

11:33 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

I can't think of a damn thing to say. But hey, I was here- that's gotta count for something. Or not.

12:13 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

"Thanks" would have worked.

12:29 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Thank you. I was afraid I was going to have to start drinking again before noon to erase the imagery.

12:39 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I had Alex close his eyes before I clicked the Varma link. Now the feline is in catnip induced slumber.

12:56 PM  
Blogger LouLaughlin said...

Thanks for the adding to the post. I think I need to add a new movie to my netflix queue now.. :-)

Straight Girl: How picky about hair are you? Trimmed? Shaped? or bald?

Personally my hair is a little long now, almost down to my shoulders... I am getting it cut this weekend.


1:50 PM  
Blogger Zoe said...

Mmm, Christian Baile. He is so on my list. I know he was intended for your less bent female readers, but man that guy is hot.
Then you throw in Indira Varma, it's like a two for, just for me.

2:03 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Rat, yeah, I'm sure THAT was the reason you'd have started drinking before noon.

Nick, I hope the pictures woke you up anyway.

Lou, It's actually not a bad movie, although I had to watch it a few times to concentrate on the non-naked parts. I know it takes place in India anyway.

Zoe, well, I'll defer to you on Bale if you'll defer to me on Indira. And as long as we're in fantasy land anyway, go ahead and bring some elves for everyone!!

2:22 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Alright, you've redeemed yourself. Christian Bale's abs are worth having endured the kilt debacle. Oh, and thank you.

However, I'll note that Rat got a link to nudies along with a picture, and I only got a picture. I'm trying really hard not to take it personally...

3:30 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Ummm, thanks.


5:52 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Yay! A DUDE!!

That and Rat's kilt song completely made my day!

(of course, the kama sutra helps)

7:41 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...


8:47 PM  
Blogger Sugar Smacks said...

God,yessss...thankyouthankyou, thank you for the Christian Bale shot.

I heart him.

11:26 PM  
Blogger Alkelda the Gleeful said...

Christian Bale in "Little Women" before the moustache thing that's supposed to make him look older-- yeah, I think so. But that's until Gabrielle Byrne shows up, and then it's all over. Still, I'm heterosexual and I think Indira Varma is way hotter than Christian Bale. (I like to look at handsome men, but prefer them a little bit less pretty.)

10:16 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Looks like I was concerned about deforestation in India for nothing. I will now fantasize about lifting her up onto my back with my enormous trunk.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Tai said...

Oh no! What's wrong with his eyes!?!
Just kidding, I totally wasn't looking at his eyes.

10:44 AM  
Blogger SoozieQ said...

Well as long as you didn't push the pregnant lady down the stairs, then maybe you won't have a front row seat in hell. Definitely the second row though, for sure!

4:46 PM  
Blogger sylvia said...

That Indira is hot. Thanks for the tip on the movie with Sayeed in it. He is really hot, unlike Bale, who I think has a f***ed up mouth. Did you watch Rome? Indira was good in that.

5:51 PM  
Blogger Motor City Monk said...

Beautiful bush!

10:02 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Eclectic, there are limits to my benevolence. And those limits apparently stop at typing "Christian Bale nude" into a search engine.

Tysgirl, you're welcome, bitch.

Maggie, the Kama Sutra makes everyone's day.

Rat, wasn't that hard to figure out.

Sugar Smacks, you're welcome. I liked him in Batman Begins, but probably not for the same reasons.

Alkelda, what a coincidence! I'm heterosexual and AlSO think Indira's way hotter!

Pug, my fantasy involves Indira and tiger stripes, but by all means, incorporate an elephant into yours.

Tai, I'm not even sure Indira has eyes, so I can't blame you for missing Bale's.

Soozie, it was a ditch, not stairs, and the jury just sent her away with nothing.

Sylvia, not for nothing, but in this movie Sayeed has implied sex with little kids. Indira has sex with a guy who's got double-jointed ankles.

MCM, outside of India, you just don't see those that much these days.

2:13 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Good God, man! Post something new so when I click over here I don't see Mr. Abs first thing. Fuck me.

12:30 AM  
Blogger CP said...

Someone needs a good weed whacker.


10:13 AM  
Blogger Phronk said...

I'm imagining it's peanut butter.

4:46 PM  
Blogger little sister said...

It's good to know you're sleeping. I'd hate to think you would deprive a woman of any funds recovery AND deprive yourself of sleep all at the same time. That would make you a bad lawyer in the minds of other lawyers. ;)

RSG is right...14th century or not, the woman needs to trim the trim.

7:54 PM  
Blogger sylvia said...

Hmmm...suddenly the movie is less interesting. Thanks for the info.

8:29 PM  
Blogger Loops O'Fury said...

What do you do?! Poor preggo.

I know I'm gonna be in the minority here, but I always thought there was something kinda icky about Christian Bale. I'd rather have the men in kilts.

8:13 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Rat, just scroll down real fast to Indira. That's what I do.

CP, just call me John Deere.

Phronk, must be that new "Pepsi Clear Peanut Butter"

LS, give the woman a break. She's just happy she hasn't contracted leprosy or the plague.

Sylvia, the movie really isn't all that interesting unless you like seeing Indira Varma naked. Which I do. And you never actually see any sex with minors; just sort of a plot point about how depraved the wealthy were at the time.

8:15 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Listen Loops, let's not go down the whole "men in kilts road" again. That was a dismal failure.

9:20 AM  
Blogger Lil Bit said...

can't... read.... am... stuck... perving... on... Bale....


12:08 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

I'd apologize for that, but I don't think you'd listen.

12:59 PM  
Blogger Espinafrina silva said...

You write very well Maggie parabens

Disk sexo

3:02 PM  

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