Thursday, October 25, 2007

New Post

Although I don't really know why. I've grown sort of fond of that shot of Indira Varma pouring warm oil, (or peanut butter), over her head. Still time marches on. There is a wounded goose outside my window. it's been there for a few days now. It looks to have a broken wing. My paralegal has called around to a few wildlife rehabilitation centers and they've either not called back or said that she has to catch it herself and then bring it to a vet's office where they will pick it up.

Now my paralegal isn't going to catch anything other than a cold. But I will. I've got a call into my brother who is dating a woman who makes Soozieq look like someone who kicks puppies. They've got more animal rehab connections than Lindsay Lohon has rehab connections. Hopefully he can stop by tomorrow and we can catch this thing. of course, this involves a frightned goose with one wing, two guys, probably some beer, and a good-sized pond.

That should be a good post.

Sue me. I like the shot.


Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl said...

It's a god shot, I just don't like the hairy one. I don't care when that movie took place, I'm sure that had access to razors.

Poor goose.

That is all.

11:41 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

She was clearly able to clean out her pits anyway. I like this picture better as well. it's just so friggin' hot.

11:44 AM  
Blogger Lil Bit said...

Awww, poor thing!! - Can't wait for the aftermath story, lol

hot pic.

12:06 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I was bitten by one of my uncle’s geese when I was four. Although I love creatures of all types and have rescued birds, rabbits, and even carried roaches (hey! they, too, are sentient beings, ain’t they) outside and released them far from human habitation. However, remembering my sore, goose-bitten finger from 50 or so years ago, I would be one to sit out the rescue of the goose and just stare at the oil drenched wench.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

I've got $20 on the goose

1:48 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Somehow it comes as no surprise to me that even your attempts at humanitarianism involve goosing someone.

2:06 PM  
Blogger SoozieQ said...

Awww, poor goose!! I hope the nice lady your brother is dating can find someone to help it.

There are two dead geese just up the road from our store. Had I gotten to them prior to their demise, I would have put them in the back of my SUV and taken them to the vet. They would have had to ride next to the Freaktard though, so they might not have survived the trip.

2:52 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

You have already provided the solution, which of course is applying oil liberally to the goose and stuffing that bird.

6:58 PM  
Blogger Syd said...

Geese bite like a mother fucker. Take a camera.

7:07 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

Poor GOOSE! I'd be out there in a heartbeat with a warm blanket and some sort of food.

Then I'd pour hot oil all over myself.

7:40 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

"Washed Up Pornstar pecked to Death by Rabid Goose" details at 11.

7:54 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...


Looking forward to the drunken goose chase tale.

8:35 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

LB, I love that picture. It may become a pattern here.

Nick, geese are just nastier chickens. Having worked on a poultry farm, I can take it out if need be.

Maggie, yeah, $20 Canadian.

Eclectic, well-played, ma'am, well-played.

Soozieq, I met her at her bar tonight. She's already talking about having her mother adopt it.

Pug, when you speak of stuffing an oily bird, you're really previewing your "Dating Mojo III" aren't you.

Syd, I think I'd rather take a hook, but we'll see.

LK, fuck the goose, what are you doing later!?

Tysgirl, I wasn't washed up at 5:30 this morning. Or washed for that matter, which is another sotry entirely.

Rat, it does have a certain promise to it doesn''t it? Damn thing'll probably get eaten by a raccoon before tommorrow.

9:21 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

That's honey. Got to be honey. I thought a soapapilla and honey went well together. Was I wrong or what??

Did you name the goose? If not, can I?

9:26 PM  
Blogger Tai said...

As long as you take pictures!!

10:28 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Just get photos because that scenario works too for funny. I checked with TBS.

10:43 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Well, lets hear it!

Oh, I've got your picture for you- will be posting it when we get home from the beach.

7:12 AM  
Blogger Zoe said...

I'm with Maggie on this one. My money is on the goose.

7:36 AM  
Blogger LouLaughlin said...

limpy: Good luck with the Goose. Just remember to keep telling yourself one thing when it bites: It doesn't have teeth.

Any other photos of women pouring warm oil on themselves you care to share?


8:10 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Jenn, I hadn't named the goose, but now I'm leaning towards 'soapadilla"

Tai & Rat, someone will take pictures. I'll have enough trouble with the goose.

Tysgirl, still in the planning stages. Although the goose hasn't showed itself today. perhaps it's on to us.

Zoe, as long as you can afford to lose it, go ahead and bet it.

Lou, gee, I dunno, what are the odds of typing "woman pouring hot oil over naked body" and getting a hit on the interet?

10:51 AM  
Blogger Phollower said...

I think she's actually cracking a really big egg onto her head.

Even if that were true it would still be hot.

2:21 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Umm, I was talking about how you weren't washed up at 5:30 this morning but whatever.

7:01 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

We'll call him Soapa for short. Pronounced Soap-ah.

11:17 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

I was thinking that she was able to shave the pits but not trim the bush?

Way to have continuity in a film! LOL

Let's hear more about the goose!

6:23 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

Oddly the pic does nothing for me, I think it may be the slightly hairy pits. I should be able to look past that, but I can't.

Now, I'm watching a marathon of LA Ink right now...all of those girls do it for me.
Should be a good day today.

Oh, and the thought of two guys, beer, and a goose..but that's another story.

1:07 PM  
Blogger little sister said...

I'll be back tomorrow to see if you posted the goose rehab....I hope you take a camera as Syd suggested ;)

7:02 AM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Seriously? Where's the goose?!

4:14 PM  

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