Baby What's Your Sign?
My brother and I are at a bar tonight. A girl we sort of know is prattling on about how she will only date Taurus' for some reason. As a Taurus, I was afraid to ask why, or frnakly, to say much of anything. Then she switches to praising Scorpios, of which she apparently is a member, for having insatiable sex drives. I try to drown myself in my glass of Jameson, but couldn't fit my ears in the glass, so I hear the following:
Drunk Chick: "So what signs do you look for?"
Brother: "Pretty much if she has a vagina I'm OK with it."
Drunk Chick: "So what signs do you look for?"
Brother: "Pretty much if she has a vagina I'm OK with it."
posted by limpy99 at 9:24 PM
20 Comments:
LOL!
So it runs in the family, is that what you're saying?
So... did she?
Well frnakly, it looks like you succeeded at falling into your Jameson.
Your brother is funny!!
I know a Pisces with a slit and a tit...for what it's worth.
What a coincidence. I generally look for a Vagittarius too.
Tysgirl, hell, the apples don't even leave the tree around here.
Eclectic, you'll have to ask my brother.
Syd, if by "fall into" you mean "order another", well, yes.
Maggie, oh, good thing you didn't write "slit" on your blog. That way you could save it for mine.
Phollower, thanks for ruining star-gazing for my kids with that one.
And what exactly is wrong with that specification?
Your brother made an excellent response, says I, who am an Aquarius.
And just what kind of 'constellation' would a Vagittarius be?
And a pulse, he forgot to mention a pulse.
I married a Scorpio, apparently that generalization is true. I am a cancer- crab. Also accurate.
Holy shit. That was a funny line.
I'm a Scorpio - send her my way!
Heh, in the state I live in....the apples often hump each other. Ick
Perhaps I've been out of the game too long...but using your sign to pick up guys in a bar seems really lame.
Joe, nothing that I see.
Nick, I was proud.
Maggie, kind of boggles the mind doesn't it?
Trish, you clearly don't know my brother.
Rat, well, since you cleaned your apartment and all...
Tysgirl, sadly, I don't think she was trying to pick anyone up. She just liked to hear herself talk.
"Those with pulse need not apply"
Very interesting!
lol @ Vaggitarius. I didn't know there were really people out there who date by sign.
The only sign she wouldn't like is a stop sign.
*ba dum bump*
CP.
Hey Limpy,
Just dropping by to wish you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving. (And steal some Jameson, or perhaps Lagavulin? Whatever you've got is fine. A double, neat, please.)
Sounds like your bro is a chip off of the ol' block. The vagina along with a "Free Parking" sign usually works for me.
LMAO BRILLIANT!!!
Happy Late Thanksgiving. Cheers.
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