Saturday, November 17, 2007

Baby What's Your Sign?

My brother and I are at a bar tonight. A girl we sort of know is prattling on about how she will only date Taurus' for some reason. As a Taurus, I was afraid to ask why, or frnakly, to say much of anything. Then she switches to praising Scorpios, of which she apparently is a member, for having insatiable sex drives. I try to drown myself in my glass of Jameson, but couldn't fit my ears in the glass, so I hear the following:

Drunk Chick: "So what signs do you look for?"

Brother: "Pretty much if she has a vagina I'm OK with it."


Blogger tysgirl said...


So it runs in the family, is that what you're saying?

10:07 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

So... did she?

9:11 AM  
Blogger Syd said...

Well frnakly, it looks like you succeeded at falling into your Jameson.

Your brother is funny!!

9:48 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

I know a Pisces with a slit and a tit...for what it's worth.

8:36 PM  
Blogger Phollower said...

What a coincidence. I generally look for a Vagittarius too.

9:05 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Tysgirl, hell, the apples don't even leave the tree around here.

Eclectic, you'll have to ask my brother.

Syd, if by "fall into" you mean "order another", well, yes.

Maggie, oh, good thing you didn't write "slit" on your blog. That way you could save it for mine.

Phollower, thanks for ruining star-gazing for my kids with that one.

9:39 AM  
Blogger JoeinVegas said...

And what exactly is wrong with that specification?

11:18 AM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Your brother made an excellent response, says I, who am an Aquarius.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

And just what kind of 'constellation' would a Vagittarius be?

2:27 PM  
Blogger Brighton said...

And a pulse, he forgot to mention a pulse.
I married a Scorpio, apparently that generalization is true. I am a cancer- crab. Also accurate.

4:58 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Holy shit. That was a funny line.

I'm a Scorpio - send her my way!

10:58 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Heh, in the state I live in....the apples often hump each other. Ick

Perhaps I've been out of the game too long...but using your sign to pick up guys in a bar seems really lame.

5:38 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Joe, nothing that I see.

Nick, I was proud.

Maggie, kind of boggles the mind doesn't it?

Trish, you clearly don't know my brother.

Rat, well, since you cleaned your apartment and all...

Tysgirl, sadly, I don't think she was trying to pick anyone up. She just liked to hear herself talk.

10:48 AM  
Blogger Tai said...

"Those with pulse need not apply"

Very interesting!

12:53 PM  
Blogger Loops O'Fury said...

lol @ Vaggitarius. I didn't know there were really people out there who date by sign.

5:53 PM  
Blogger CP said...

The only sign she wouldn't like is a stop sign.

*ba dum bump*


9:32 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Hey Limpy,

Just dropping by to wish you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving. (And steal some Jameson, or perhaps Lagavulin? Whatever you've got is fine. A double, neat, please.)

7:21 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Sounds like your bro is a chip off of the ol' block. The vagina along with a "Free Parking" sign usually works for me.

7:23 AM  
Blogger Lady K said...


12:16 PM  
Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl said...

Happy Late Thanksgiving. Cheers.

11:03 AM  

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