Thursday, November 29, 2007

Hot Smart Chicks

Tysgirl recently asked me, after that link to Heidi Klum brainlessly playing with her boobs, (really, for all I know Heidi could be a part-time quantum physicist when not modeling underwear, but I kind of doubt it), if I thought any smart women were hot, which seemed irrelevant to me since the link connected you to a picture of Heidi Klum playing with her boobs and that should be good enough, but nonetheless it led me to some soul-searching, which in turn led to the realization that I don't have a soul, and second led me to try to figure out who I think is the best combination of brains and beauty out there.

Ladies & Gentleman, (and the rest of you), I give you

Jennifer Connelly

Putting aside the combination of a Yale/Stanford education, (while I'm not sure she got a degree from either institution, she did get in, and I have to respect that, as the only way yours truly would be getting in to either of those places would involve a ski mask and bolt cutters), she's an Oscar winning actress who seems to have little problem shedding her clothing. She starred in one of my favorite movies ever, "Requiem For A Dream", which I think everyone should see as long as they know up front that they're ain't gonna be no happy ending for pretty much anyone in the film, and don't get to attached to Jared Leto's character. Also, Jennifer does a lesbian sex scene with a double-ended dildo that isn't the least bit hot. And I'm not even kidding about that. And if a movie and an actress can make me say that, well, it's either the worst porn movie ever and one of the actresses is actually a donkey, (don't judge me), or it's just a great, great film. Perhaps more importantly, Connelly's horse-riding scene from the movie "Career Opportunities"
might be one of the hottest scenes involving a fully clothed actress you're ever likely to see. Also that movie launched the stellar movie career of someone named Frank Whalley.

So anyway, that's my nominee for hottest smart chick. Feel free to submit your own.


Blogger Alkelda the Gleeful said...

Hmmm... a film with lesbians that doesn't end happily? Why is that not surprising?:( That's why I appreciated "Bound."

9:40 AM  
Blogger LouLaughlin said...

There you have gone and done it... I have to see the movie now.

But I have to be honest, I won't be watching it for Jennifer's education.


11:19 AM  
Blogger LouLaughlin said...

But maybe if I watch the film I will be more educated? Hmmmm... Do smart pretty girls, make guys smarter in return? Or dumber?


11:20 AM  
Blogger Syd said...

Since I can't think of anyone to nominate, I'll just repeat something I once read..."I plan to go to Mardi Gras next year and throw beads to girls who flash me their SAT scores"

12:21 PM  
Blogger SoozieQ said...

I've always thought she was hot too, but I didn't really know or care about her education. Hmm, good to know.

1:52 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

I believe I owe you an apology, don't I? That wasn't the big, stinky, perverted rat I expected.

Thanks for answering my question.

5:39 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

YEAH!!! I got turned onto her about a year ago & love the NETFLIX library - got them all sent to me & holy hot diggity damn that girl has IT!! WOO WOO!!!

8:57 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

All intelligent women are hot. One way or another.

So I add another film to my list of when I can I will.

11:35 PM  
Blogger MizMouthy said...

My first girl crush. I remember the horse riding scene clearly...

10:06 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Alkelda, I have never actually seen all of Bound. I don't know why, just one of my many failings.

Lou, it's a great but grim movie.

Syd, you owe me a new keyboard. Well played.

Soozie, I could give a shit about her education; I'm just trying to impress Tysgirl with how deep I am. Shhh, don't tell....oh crap, she's right below us isn't she?

Tysgirl, I'm just a fountain of information as long as I get to gawk at pictures of hot chicks lounging about in thongs.

Rat, yeah, she is stunning. And smart, let's not forget that.

Nick, well, there's always Madeline Albright.

Mizmouthy, that scene is seared into my memory. Unlike the rest of that movie.

10:17 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

By deep, do you mean full of shit?

Also, if I provide images of hot chicks in thongs, can I ask more questions?

12:28 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Yes and yes.

12:47 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Dude, I'm SO going to get me some beads from you and Syd next Mardi Gras... mine were fuckin' HUGE and beautiful! Oh wait, you're not really talking about SAT scores are you?! *sigh*

3:34 PM  
Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl said...

I don't remember my SAT scores but my boobs are okay looking. My WIFE'S boobs however ROCK. (I don't know if she took the SATS)

Wait, what were we talking about???

4:59 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Smart as a whip. Or hand cuffs. Or just plain good old hard exposed nipples. Wait, what were we talking about?

9:39 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

I have no problem with hot chicks (except when Rob Schneider tries to impersonate one). But I do have an issue with hot SMART chicks, as they tend to spoil the fantasy.

It's the scenario where the Earth has been decimated (by nuclear holocaust, meteor, you name it), and it's up to Yours Truly and a hot chick - the only survivors - to repopulate the globe. If she's a hot SMART chick, she'll probably design a rocket to get away from me, and find a planet with guys who work out and have careers.

5:37 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

She's good.

I agree with alkelda the gleeful, "Bound" is one of the hottest movies ever.

...and Angelina Jolie.

5:15 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Eclectic, eh, show me your SAT scores and I'll send you some beads anyway. I'm easy like that.

RSG, I don't know, I stopped listening to the previous thing when you started talking about boobs. Damn lesbians.

Rat, I don't know, I stopped listening to the previous thing when you started talking about nipples. Damn Irish.

Pug, ooh, ooh, I work out and have a career. Now if I could just get this smart chick to shut up...

PG, Angelina Jolie is a movie?? You mean, like besides the one in my own mind?

10:18 AM  

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