Monday, November 26, 2007

What I Did For Thanksgiving

Well, I ate a lot and slept in and played with the kids and visited relatives, just like the rest of you. Of much more importance is this video-clip a friend of mine sent me where Heidi Klum, apparently after a crystal meth binge, plays with her boobs. It's not as hot as it sounds, (sorry Syd), but let's face it, Heidi Klum juggling her bra and talking tits beats Limpy yammering about Thanksgiving seven days a week and twice on Sundays.

19 Comments:

Blogger Zoe said...

The fact that Heidi Klum is in it makes it hot. Love her.

11:48 AM  
Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl said...

Is she the one who is married to Seal and has a whole bunch of kids?

I'm a little behind in my Pop Culture.

11:55 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

I was in Budapest. That beats Heidi.

2:53 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

From your title and a brief glance at the post, I deduce that what you did for Thanksgiving is Heidi Klum. Niiiiiice! Now, what're you gonna tell your wife?

3:05 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Clearly what she lacks in intelligence she more than makes up for in cup size....

which explains why she's featured on your blog.

How was your race?

4:59 PM  
Blogger Syd said...

Still hot.

Hell, watching her brush her teeth would probably still be hot.

6:32 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Just a normal T-day… except for Ms. Klum.

7:49 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

That's hot!

7:59 PM  
Blogger Phollower said...

If she'd shut up and just play with her boobies it'd be hotter. She's nice to look at but annoying to listen to. Unless, of course, she was saying, "Ohhh yeah, Phollower... that's the spot. You know how I like it. C'mon and give me that..."

Ummm, sorry. I got a little carried away there. But I discovered I can type with one hand pretty good when I need to.

8:36 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Sure, her upper torso is - presumably - WAY more enjoyable to gaze upon. But I venture to say that you have the more attractive mate. So appears that we have a Mexican Standoff, pilgrim.

8:53 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Zoe, Heidi Klum reading from the phone book would be hot.

RSG, You're more up on it than you think. She is married to Seal. I don't know about kids.

PG, no it doesn't. But it's pretty damn good nonetheless and I am jealous.

Eclectic, your powers of deduction are way off on that one. However, if by some bizarre fluctuation of the universe I ever did get to have sex with Mrs. Seal, I'd tell my wife, "hey, I just had sex with Heidi Klum" She'd never believe me and life would go on.

Tysgirl, the race was fine. A little hotter than everyone expected, which made for some nasty cramping afterwards, but all in all, a good time.

Syd, exactly. Especially because she'd be jiggling.

Nick, what, Ms. Klum isn't part of your regular Thanksgiving celebration?

Rat, yeah, it's tough to go wrong with good looking blondes with big boobs.

Phollower, pfft, amateur. I typed that entry with my nose.

Pug, is a Mexican stand-off one that ends up with someone getting a dirty Sanchez? Becuase that would be awful. Oh and thanks for the compliment about my mate.

9:50 AM  
Blogger Brighton said...

Not a fan of Heidi, but your still my favourite attorney : )

4:51 PM  
Blogger CP said...

I would like to see you bounce your tits. That would be better than Heidi.

CP.

5:40 PM  
Blogger LouLaughlin said...

That was the most uplifting thanksgiving day post I have read (or watched) yet.

:-)

Later
Lou

7:10 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

You know what's good for cramping, don't you?

Beer.

Lots of it.

I wonder, are there any chicks that actually have brains that you find attractive? I'm not criticizing- I swear. I'm genuinely curious.

7:40 AM  
Blogger JoeinVegas said...

Yea, much better than talking about turkey. Thanks

8:24 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Trish, and you're still my favorite semi-retired stripper.

CP, uh, no, that would be awful.

Lou, nicely played "uplifting" card there.

Tysgirl, actually, beer isn't good for avoiding cramps, since alcohol will actually increase dehydration. As for me finding any smart chicks hot, I find the smart chicks never shut up, so no.
OK, I'm kidding. But that does give me an idea for a post.

Joe, you're welcome, although in all honesty, it was't a hard decision.

9:48 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

I was kidding, you ass.

Pretty sure it was you that told me you were heading to the bar after the race.

6:26 PM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Especially when they grab them and point them in diffrent directions making machine gun sounds. It's really awesome when chicks think of their breasts as toys!

2:08 AM  

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