Monday, January 07, 2008

Returning For 2008

Tysgirl pointed out that I've been slacking, which is true. And also something I said I'd be doing while I was on vacation. So it's not like that should have been a surprise. But now that I'm not on vacation I'll post more regularly, including, hoepfully, tomorrow's resumption of "Know Limpy's States" with a libelous depiction of Massachussetts.

In the meantime, here's a picture of Elisha Cuthbert. At least, I think that's her last name. I don't really care. She's an actress from "24" where she plays the role of Jack Bauer's daughter. Really, really badly. She's probably the hottest girl I've ever wanted to be killed off a show. But she sort of redeemed herself in the movie "The Girl Next Door", where she was a porn actress looking to get out of the business and all she really had to do was stand around and breath. That she's good at.

Tomorrow: Massachusetts: Because Massholes Have To Breed Somewhere


Blogger tysgirl said...

I never said I was surprised by your absence, I was just stroking your ego. Who doesn't like to be missed when they're gone?

Shit, cut a girl some slack.

10:59 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

People couldn't believe I didn't watch, "24" so I rented the first season.
Oh, good Lord. I wanted the daughter and the wife both to die. I didn't make it to the end of season 1. I've been told I would be happy if I did.

11:22 AM  
Blogger Syd said...

I've heard her name, but never knew which show she and her tits were in.

12:14 PM  
Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl said...

I personally think her tits are just a bit on the saggy side, which is odd considering she looks all of 14.

She needs a better bra...

4:07 PM  
Blogger Pud said...

She is hot, but her black roots are killing me.

5:18 PM  
Blogger The Angry Engraver said...

Man, she USED to look like that. Dont think she's very hot anymore.

5:28 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Tysgirl, relax dear, I just like to single you out as my muse.

PG, you would have been partially happy. The wife doesn't make it. Elisha lingers around for two or three more seasons.

Syd, her tits don't show up in any of the shows, therefore they are never worth watching. The shows, not her tits. I could stare at them for hours, in a totally non-creepy way.

RSG, our babysitter is 14. She does not look like that.

Pud, she has hair?

Angry, next you'll tell me the picture is alos air-brushed. Damn you.

8:21 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Well ok, as long as in Limpy's world muse isn't a euphemism for something scary.

11:56 AM  

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