Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Terrell Owens: Not So Dumb As You Think He Am

To the extent that I am a football fan, I root for the Cowboys of Dallas. The reason for this is that when I was but a young lad, my father, a Giants fan, for some reason purchased my brother an I Christmas gifts of, respectively, a Dallas Cowboys #55 jersey, (Lee Roy Jordan), and a Steelers #32 jersey, for Franco Harris. In our house, team loyalty goes with the laundry.

As you can imagine, I wasn't doing jumping jacks with the Cowboys performance this weekend. Apparently their quarterback was on leave from the Dallas Special Olympics flag football team and things didn't go so well. Also, Terrell Owens, an all-pro wide receiver and all-around head case, cried afterwards while attmepting to defend the dumbass QB, although how exactly a grown man blubbering on TV is an effective defense escapes me.

Still, give Terrell credit. In the ensuing weeks, while hampered by a bad ankle, he refused to meet with any members of the media. This created some controversy, since the status of Terrell Owens ankle has some connection to peace in the Middle East. Exactly what that connection is a bit vague, but it must be true given the hoo-ha about his refusing to talk to the press.

He did, however, make an exception. He talked to this chick.

See if you can guess why.

I picked this story up from withleather.com, a worthwhile stop for anyone who likes smartass stories about sports and pictures of hot women wearing very little. I'm looking at you Syd.


Blogger Maggie said...

Guys should only cry if their dog dies, they're in battle, or if they just got the best blowjob of their lives.

Otherwise, they look like TO and need to grow some.

11:11 AM  
Blogger Syd said...

You're not looking at me for long. You *know* where I've gone...

11:15 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Is that an iBuzz on her ass?

11:52 AM  
Blogger eclectic said...

This is just shocking. You mean, T.O. looked away from his own navel-gazing long enough to NOTICE a hot chick in sprayed-on jeans?

1:10 PM  
Blogger The Q said...

I saw that on the "news" last night (not the chick with the hot ass, but T.O. crying) and I asked the Hubs if he was joking. I thought for sure he was pretending...all he needed to really seal the deal would have been to blow a snot bubble or something.

1:39 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

How do you suppose she got those jeans on?

4:20 PM  
Blogger Tai said...

I'm wondering what that wedge shaped pucker at the right corner of the jeans is about. A single, undetected fat deposit?
(You see, we women NOTICE these things.)

6:49 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Big Pissy - a running jump and a big can of WD-40.

8:28 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

What a coincidence Maggie, that's exactly how I spent my honeymoon.

8:53 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Maggie, I've never cried after a blowjob, only later when I tried to pee.

Syd, I'm guessing Mexico...

Tysgirl, seriously, do you think I noticed anything other than her ass?

Eclectic, it is a little surprising.

Soozie, can you imagine the slow-motion replay of said snot-bubble on Sportscenter?

BP, I don't know but I am willing to volunteer to watch her next tiem and report back.

8:56 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Tai, and we men do not. Men are from Mars,and stupid. I can accept that.

8:57 PM  
Blogger Rhonda said...

Go Pack Go!

8:03 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

Cause she hasa tight-end.
Cause her tag is about as big as her shirt.
Cause she's blonde.
Cause I cannot see her front, but I bet herr boobs are big.
Cause she has a tight-end and bulimia going for her.

9:31 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

I'm with you, rhonda....

Go Packers!

9:50 AM  

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