Finally, A Reason To See A Woody Allen Movie
According to the New York Post, (and more importantly Filmdrunk.com, since I wouldn't wipe my ass with the Post), the new Woody Allen movie will include a "steamy lesbian sex scene" involving Penelope Cruz 
and Scarlet Johanson 
Actually, I probably don't need to see the movie, since it's been playing on more or less of a continuous reel in my head since I learned of this. As more than one person has pointed out, Allen's a creepy little fucker who probably wrote the scene into the movie just so he could watch two hot chicks make out in front of him, but since I've paid good money to watch the same thing in seedy bars, well, who can cast a stone?
You like that kids? "cast a stone"? Who else gives you Biblical references in posts about steamy lesbian sex scenes? No one that's who! And saying "Oh thank you god!!" upon reading this doesn't count.
and Scarlet Johanson 
Actually, I probably don't need to see the movie, since it's been playing on more or less of a continuous reel in my head since I learned of this. As more than one person has pointed out, Allen's a creepy little fucker who probably wrote the scene into the movie just so he could watch two hot chicks make out in front of him, but since I've paid good money to watch the same thing in seedy bars, well, who can cast a stone?
You like that kids? "cast a stone"? Who else gives you Biblical references in posts about steamy lesbian sex scenes? No one that's who! And saying "Oh thank you god!!" upon reading this doesn't count.
posted by limpy99 at 9:34 AM
14 Comments:
I dunno...that's not much of an inducement to see any Woody Allen flick.
I mean, if it was JUST that scene than maybe....
Oh, I'm all over that!!
I hope he wrote that scene into the movie just to watch those two hot chicks make out, cause that's why I'll be seein this flick. And buying the DVD. I'm not sure I really need the whole movie on DVD, but whatever.
Actually Limpy, there are no biblical references to lesbian sex.
One of many reasons that book kinda sucks.
Oh, and does saying, "Jesus fucking christ that was some hot girl on girl action" count as a biblical reference?
Well, at least it finally explains his first name... albeit I'm totally creeped out now.
(By the idea of Woody sporting a... y'know, woody. That's just wrong.) And I'm creeped out even more just typing it. I have to leave here now.
Yeah, I was thinking what tai said - maybe after it comes out someone can utube just that scene. I'll have to netflix it & fast forward to just that seen, but I hadn't heard about this at all so thanks for the news.
Great comments from everyone. Looks like you have a smart crowd reading you. How the hell did you pull that off?
Yea, but if Woody Allen himself is in the movie watching it or, Gawd forbid, making a running commentary, it's going to completely ruin the whole scene.
Scarlet, much like Angelina, I would watch read the phone book while they took a crap, that is how beautiful I think they are.
Sorry, but Woody's films stretch reality a wee bit too much for Yours Truly.
A lesbian couple where BOTH of them are hot?
Oh, and let me guess: Woody's character scores with one of them.
I have an easier time believing that Ewoks actually could overthrow the Empire.
Limpy
At least we don't have to look at Woody's butt cheeks the way Michael Douglas makes us do while he bangs the female costars in his films.
I only ever really liked "Bullets Over Broadway" anyway. Jennifer Tilly is hott...
Tai, still, as inducements go, it's pretty damn good.
Syd, I'd be surprised if ypu weren't volunteering to crew that film.
Zoe, it's certainly why I would've writtne a scene like that. Oddly, the women I know never fall for the old "Hey, I've got a part in this movie for you" line when I use it. Probably because I'm not a creepy old guy banging his stepdaughter.
RSG, they're aren't any dinosuars either.
Phollower, there are some awesome kill scenes in it. Whole cities burned, chicks turned to salt, neat shit like that. "Christianity hits the spot/12 apostles that's a lot/the Holy Ghost and a virgin too/Christianity we're for you"
Phollower, and uh, no, that doesn't count, although I'd probably agree with the sentiment.
Eclectic, thank you for that thought. Please feel free to never share it again.
Rat, they are smart aren't they? I'm not sure what they're doing here. probably slumming.
Maggie, oh dear Jesus, (hey, the Bible!), can you imagine that. Whacking/rubbing off to Scarlet and Penelope and all of a sudden there's Allen wandering into the frame and kvetching about his trouble with relationships. Shit, I'd swear off sex for, uhm, ah, at least as long as it took him to get out of frame.
PG, that sentiment is either poetically disgusting or disgustingly poetic, but either way, they're both really hot.
Pug, dude those Ewoks totally OWNED the empire!!! Don't you remember? They harnessed the power of LUMBER!!!
Sugar smacks, I haven't watched a Michael Douglas film in years, but I will say that I used to think Catherine Zeta-Jones was really hot, and then she married that bag of dust and now when I see her I just feel icky.
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