Wednesday, February 20, 2008

I Thought This Was A Couple Of Years Away

but apparently I was wrong. Gloriously, wonderfully wrong. It seems that Lindsay Lohan has posed nude for New York magazine. Frankly, my money would have been on Hustler before New York Magazine. The best part of the story? Besides, of course, the pictures? (You didn''t think I'd forget you did you Phollower?)

(more photos after following the link above)

The latest rumor is that she was tricked into doing it, with the photographer claiming that only tamer shots would appear in the magazine, with the more revealing shots being reserved for museums or arty type books. I'm not sure how true that is; as the good folks at WWTDD point out, tricking Lohan into taking her clothes off seems "like tricking a fat kid to eat a cake", but if so, it sort of makes this even funnier. In a "wow that's a huge lawsuit" kind of way.

Just on a personal note, I've never found Lindsay Lohan all that attractive, but I do like these pictures. Nice job, even if it was by accident.


Blogger Party Girl said...

I think the pictures are beautiful, although I think the Monroe originals are better. How much better? I had all of Marilyn's last photoshoot made into poster-sized prints and hung-up in my apartment. Ah, lovely.

As for LL, I think she was prettier ala the days of "Mean Girls" but that's just me.

2:40 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

It's okay that you don't find LiLo all that attractive... she told me she feels the same about you. ;)

2:41 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

You're just bitter because she won't return your calls.

What is that on her wrist, track marks?

4:14 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

I must say, this is one of the more "tasteful" nudes I've seen. Hustler wouldn't have done a better job, but that's just my opinion. Not that I've EVER opened that magazine in my life...

4:21 PM  
Blogger The Q said...

I'm seeing that she has a lot of freckles. Yet they don't seem that noticeable. Hmm, I wonder why?

I could pose nude and even though I ONLY have freckles on my FACE, they'd be glaringly obvious because that's where everyone would avert their eyes.

NOT that I think there is anything WRONG with freckles, but sometimes I just wish I didn't have so many because mine are probably due to poor sun protection, not genetics.

5:56 PM  
Blogger Syd said...

I'm trying to see the artistic value...but all I can see is wiener gobbling vagina.

7:14 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

LMAO @ Syd!

7:27 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

-makes mental note to visit PG's apartment-

-makes second mental note to find a way to make first mental note sound less creepy-

-gives up on both; drinks.

Eclectic, damn, I really thought the two of us had something too.

Tysgirl, well, she sort of does. her attorney calls me all the time and says "restraining order" this and "500' limit" that.

LK, I agree. I actually do like the pictures a lot, and not, for once, because they show boobies. I think they're very well done. Mind you, the boobies don't hurt any.

Q, I'm Irish, (mostly). Freckles are like Spanish fly. Well, Spanish fly that actually works.

Syd, who are you kidding? You're looking at the boobs.

Maggie, as am I. As am I.

8:14 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Freckles are like spanish fly?

I find that interesting. I kinda figured most guys were either neutral or turned off by freckles.

10:05 AM  
Blogger Tai said...

What freckles?

11:58 AM  
Blogger Ookami Snow said...

How can you trick someone to take their clothes off? That is a neat trick to learn.

10:18 AM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Well, I'll say one thing: All that partying sure hasn't messed up her tits at all. Years back I took Satan's kids to see the re-release of Herbie with Lohan in it & she was looking so titiliscious in that movie I came dangerously clode to fucking Satan later in the week after mentioning it to her. She started to flirt & I was so fucking horned up I almost caved in.

The comments were great on this post. I need smarter more wise ass funnier comment people. I guess I should post more artsy naked chicks.

11:42 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Tysgirl, speaking for myself, if I see that many feckles on a naked girl with big tits, well, I'm looking at a naked girl with big tits; what do I have to complain about?

Tai, if you look real hard, there are two on her shoulder.

Ookami, what I usually do is tell the hooker I'll pay her after, then run out of the room when she's naked.

Rat, ah yes, the always underestimated aphrodisiac effect of Disney's "Herbie: The Love Bug" series.

8:17 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Lilo is starting to look a little worn in the fact, but damn, her boobs look fantastic!

8:32 PM  
Blogger Phollower said...

Sorry it took me a while to respond to this. I've finally reached the point where I can look at those pictures and not need to grab a towel.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Oh, the manipulations of the purveyors of flesh—and the delight of those who receive that which is purveyed.

7:57 AM  

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