Sunday, March 30, 2008

Don't Say You Weren't Fucking Warned

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?
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Thanks Zoe.

In other somewhat random observations, Little League is off and running again. I haven't figured out which team my kid was drafted for, (apparently he went pretty high, even though we dropped out of the evaluation due to cold, because some of the coaches had scouted our Fall Ball team. I find this deeply disturbing, yet oddly flattering to my son), but there's a chance that he's on the same team with another kid who has a father who coaches, and that father is my wife's gynecologist. Should make for some interesting dugout conversations anyway.

I noticed in the news that some seal hunters were on a boat that capsized and they drowned during the annual seal hunt up in Canada. My reaction? Good. Can't happen to enough seal hunters. You want to kill an animal and eat it, hey, go for it. Kill it, skin it, wear it and leave the meat to rot? Fuck you, enjoy the bottom of the bay. And that goes for trophy hunters too. Anyone shooting a bear just to mount a trophy might as well walk around with a sign that says "Ask me about my abnormally small penis"

OK, back to work on that cheerful note. Have a good day while I try to think up ways to slur Georgia. The tough part is finding things that aren't true.

12 Comments:

Blogger tysgirl said...

Glad to see I'm not the only one slacking at work today.

When I tried that meter on Zoe's blog it said 0%. I blame that on your absence.

As for people who murder animals just for sport, they should be sent to live in Georgia. That'll teach the fuckers.

1:08 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

:::hangs head in shame:::

I just tried the meter linked from your blog and it said 100% and that this is 1329% MORE than other websites who took this test.

so much for my theory.

1:33 PM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

Other ways to know abou penis size in a non-verbal way:

Men who drive Hummers.

Men who belittle women.

Men who drive Hummers.

Men who have to preface sentences with, "I'm not gay, but..."

Super-Masculine organized sports-go-ers.

Men who drive Hummers.

2:05 PM  
Blogger The Q said...

Yah I disagree with you on this one Limpy. I feel sorry for the seal hunters who drowned.

Oh wait. Today's not April Fool's Day, huh?

Ooops. Yah, I honestly cannot stand the thought of hunting for "sport". Even up the fucking playing ground a bit you dick-weed douche bag and put down your gun (or harpoon, fishing nets, whatever) and try to kill the animal bare handed. I'm sure your tiny penis won't get trampled in the process because the animal won't be able to find it.

When I say "you" above, you know I don't mean YOU, right?

Grrrr. I get so fucking pissed off when I hear about or see animals just killed for their fur or for "fun".

*ahem*

Sorry about that. I'm backing away from the keyboard now.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Syd said...

How did I only score 38%? I'm pissed.

Looking forward to baseball stories this season.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Josie said...

I'm here from Cedar's blog. You have a great blog. And I'm with you on the Canadian seal hunters. Their karma got them. Now we can only hope that global warming happens really, really quickly, and the rest of them are stranded on melting ice and end up at the bottom of the bay as well.

11:49 AM  
Blogger Cedar said...

Yeah Syd I was wondering how in the hell I scored Higher than you did on the cuss meter? Well unless the word Vagina is not considered cussing, which it is probably not, nor should it be. But STILL.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Tai said...

I can't visit you anymore. I didn't realize how many cuss words you used until I saw that meter. Now I realize all those bad words I was absorbing without my knowledge.
Which means, I, guess, that I don't really READ your blog or I would have noticed.
Maybe it's like second hand smoke. You don't have to smoke a cig to suffer ill effects from it. Kind of like your blog, by the looks of it.
So keep up the good work!

2:49 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

I think the key theme for that man must be "dugout". He probably has an authentic dugout canoe to further reinforce the concept.

I heard a rumor that the higher a kid is drafted, the less snacks his parents have to provide during the season. (There ought to be some perks)

I agree with your stance on trophy hunters, and can only hope the seals were savagely sodomizing them on the way down.

(... and now to catch up on your earlier posts over this glorious weekend)

8:06 PM  
Blogger Sylvia said...

LOL, good one puerilewaite. If it is true, I bet it was a painful sink to the bottom for the hunters. Not that I know from experience or anything!

Good luck to your son! Try not to hit him with a baseball this season.

7:07 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Tysgirl, I tend to doubt the accuracy of that meter. i.e. Syd at 38%???? Come on!

PG, also, you could just grab it and give it a good squeeze. Then laugh at them.

Q, while I expected some falck for enjoying hearing about people drowning, (and got none by the way), I knew you'd be on my side on this one.

Syd, I tend to doubt the accuracy of that meter with you clocking a 38%.

Josie, welcome aboard. Thanks for the compliments.

Cedar, we're all a little confused. Maybe if she stopped abbreviating "TLF"?

Tai, only if you promise to keep stopping by.

Pug, the alliteration of "seals savagely sodomizing" skinners made my day.

Sylvia, actually, they asked me to manage the team, so I'm not sure I'll be able to get away with pegging kids this year.

9:18 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Baseball... it begins again. We had our first tournament with one team last weekend, but the boy is on TWO teams this spring, and the first game for the other team was last night. T-ball practice for the little guy tomorrow. Why? Why, oh why do I do this to myself every year??!

9:44 PM  

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