Thursday, July 17, 2008

Eastern Promises I Would Have Been OK With Them Not Keeping

I should be back to more regular writing shortly, after I catch up with all of the work I was blowing off for Little League. But last night I watched the movie "Eastern Promises", and I have to say, if I never see Viggo Mortenson's penis again, it will be too soon.


Blogger B.E. Earl said...

I have it recorded on our cable box.

Do you get to see his prehensile tail as well like we did in A History of Violenc?. That's a weird ass on that man.

12:20 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Again? This scares me. Please confirm that you've only seen it once, preferably in a movie ... perhaps the movie you just mentioned.

8:34 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Viggo's penis makes an appearance? Good enough for me. I'm off to Blockbuster.

10:08 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Earl, he does have a strange ass now that you mention it. And it's kind of hard not to notice it in this movie. Would it have killed them to substitute Naomi Watts in the bath house fight scene?

Pug, I've only seen it in this movie. Alas, I cannot say it was "once"

Eclectic, makes an appearance hell! It should get a credit it's around so much. In one scene. And it's kind of bloody. The scene. Not the penis. Forget it.

8:21 AM  
Blogger Callie said...

Okay, now I have to rent the movie, too.

8:33 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Callie, jeez, maybe Viggo's penis should ask for residuals.

9:22 AM  
Blogger Brighton said...

*shudder* Ugh.

10:22 AM  
Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Thank for reminding me of that. I enjoyed all the brutality but also could have done without that extensive viewing in the men's gay bath-house. Fucking Europeans.

Anyway, we're 1-1 after the break. We might not lose another game this season. I think Papelbum is a fucking shithead too. The more he tried to explain his way out of that Mario interview, the more he sounded like A-Rod in Sports Illustrated explaining that his teammates don't like him because he's so attractive. Too bad that all-star game couldn't have gone a little longer.

Was it just me, or did you know Wagner was going to cough up the lead after watching him in every relief appearance in those 1,000 Yankees - Mets games the past ten years?

12:18 AM  
Blogger Party Girl said...

The penis I was okay with, the knives, blood, and the beyond ridiculous ways of killing someone, I could do without.

8:21 AM  
Blogger Lil Bit said...

OMG!!! Viggo shows his wang???

*running to set the DVR* LOL!

11:00 AM  
Blogger Callie said...

Oooh! Blood and gore and killing, also? Now I definately have to see it. Who could ask for anything more?


7:19 PM  
Blogger Persnickety Ticker said...

Eh? Penis? Wha?

Off to google screen shots cuz I am too damn busy to watch a movie right now...

9:09 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

He he he he

No comment. :)

7:30 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

Ewww. I've given up penis. It gets me in too much trouble.

Ok, not so much. But still, who wants to look at penis during violence?

10:50 AM  
Blogger Slyde said...

ok now, thats 2 different posts this week on viggo's penis..

i think im all caught up on that subject.. lets move on!

12:34 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Trish, admit it, you opened one eye to watch.

Rat, I was worried until they brought in Wagner. Tehn I knew the AL had it. And we're now 4-0. Undefeated the second half baby!

PG, whatever happened to just shooting someone? Get it done with and leave. Geez. "The penis I was OK with" No way, really!?

LB, get in line kiddo. Apparently four of my readers are already there. Pervs.

Callie, what of love?

PT, what else is the internet for if not for cock shots?

Maggie, no shit, I thought of you during that scene. Specifically I thought "Maggie's gonna burn this scene right out from all the rewinding."

Tysgirl, I try not to think about penis during any kind of activity. /hopes no one realizes how gay that sounded.

Slyde, you need to read a better quality of blogger.

1:24 PM  

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