Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Holy Crap You Guys, Limpy's Back!!!

Actually, I'm just dropping in to tell you all to have a Merry Christmas.

Except for the Jews, Muslims, gays, and Unitarians. You're all going to hell anyway.


Blogger B.E. Earl said...

Especially the Unitarians. What's up with them? ;)

Have a great one.

6:58 AM  
Blogger Persnickety Ticker said...


That just made my Christmas!

Nice to see at least one person throw PC out the window.

9:49 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

What about porn stars, where do they go?

Merry Christmas!

1:25 PM  
Blogger goooooood girl said...

i like your blog......

5:01 PM  
Blogger dykewife said...

as a pagan, i feel left out of the group going to a purportedly warmer place. it's just not fair. considering saskatchewan weather of late i should be first in line for just living here!

happy thursday! it was nice to see some snarky words from you.

4:58 PM  
Blogger Pud said...

Happy Friggin Holidays to Ya!

7:34 PM  
Blogger The Q said...

Merry Christmas (late)!!

Happy New Year (early)!!! I so rock.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Trop said...

I'm gay and Unitarian, so, like in math, where two negatives make a positive, I'm going to heaven, right?

3:07 PM  
Blogger goooooood girl said...

i like your blog......

7:03 PM  
Blogger Lil Bit said...

Go away gooooooooooooooood girl, you're one of the ones going to spaaammmmer hell!

He lives!!!

Hope you & yours had (are having) fun holidaze! -- Please come back for realz in 2009, k? =)

7:38 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Earl, I like the description of the Unitarians as people who would burn a question mark on your lawn.

PT, if by PC you mean "personal computer", then yes, I'm actually pretty close to throwing it out the window.

Tysgirl, anywhere they want of course!

GG, fuck off.

Dykewife, I'm sure there's a warm spot near the fireplace in Valhalla for you.

Pud, and to you. And your ass.

Q, oh, you're so far ahead of me. Damn!

Trop, actually, I would guess you're going to either Provincetown or Northhampton, but that's only because I like to generalize.

GG, no seriously, fuck off.

LB, I do indeed live, but no promises for 2009. I have a fear of commitment.

7:44 AM  
Blogger Callie said...


Hope you had a wonderful Christmas, Limpy!

Here's hoping for a few posts from you in the new year.

11:32 AM  
Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl said...

Happy New Year Limpy! XOXO

11:50 AM  
Blogger JoeinVegas said...

Bah, humbug.

2:09 PM  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Happy New Year, Limpy! May you be blessed with much happiness and many joys in 2009! May the world be blessed with Peace & Justice in 2009!

9:07 AM  
Blogger Cedar said...

Hey if I go to hell will it really be full of Lawyers? I read that some place.

Nice to see you from time to time.


1:43 PM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

You should write a blog post. Consider it a retirement gift to me. I'm bored and need entertainment!

Although, Cedar's comment was pretty entertaining.

9:46 AM  
Blogger Lady K said...

Good GAWD you sound like my brother.

I'm back, too. Just need something to write about besides health. Or maybe I should just publish random shit they keep finding...

Belated Merry Christmas, and a VERY happy new year!

Now what about Ohio and Arizona???

9:55 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Wow. How deflating for you that you made a cameo appearance and I didn't even notice for over two weeks. Sorry about that.

What? You haven't been writhing in emotional turmoil because of my nonchalance? Seriously?? Wow. That's harsh. I'm wounded. But enough about me.

Happy New Year or something... I guess it's not really new now that it's over a week old, so Happy Gently-Used, Like-New Year. It's nice to see you.

9:36 AM  
Blogger Phronk said...

Hey thanks!

Oh wait, it's over a month past Christmas and your blog barely exists any more. I'm always late for stuff. :(

I'm off to check out gooood girl's blog now.

5:38 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

Callie, not working out so well is it?

RSG, Happy Valentine's Day to you.

Joe, I know the feeling.

Nick, The same sentiments to you.

Cedar, yes, yes it will. And smart ass lesbians as well.

Tysgirl, far more entertaining than anything I've been writing lately.

LK, only after I finish wisconsin.

Eclectic, wait, you still have a blog?

Phronk, tell her I said "fuck off" will you?

10:20 AM  
Blogger Lady K said...

I had to add one more thing here: thank GOD you didn't mention Catholics, otherwise I'd be REALLY convinced I'm going straight to hell...

7:12 AM  
Blogger tysgirl said...

I'm losing my patience with you. Post something damnit!

12:32 PM  

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