Hey Kids, It's A Meme!
Here's the deal. Tysgirl asked five questions and I get to answer them. Preferrably honestly. Unlike that first paragraph.
Here we go. Feel free to sing along.
1. You find a genie in a bottle. What 3 things would you wish for?
a. Future success for my kids. Your kids are on their own. Get your damn lamp.
b. A huge Powerball jackpot win for me. Sure I'll probably wind up on one of those VH-1 "After the Glory" tragic dramas, but that's a risk I'm willing to take if it means I get $240 million.
c. That someone would get arrested for murdering my wife's best friend two years ago. Seriously, I'm getting kind of tired of the wait.
2. What makes you really angery?
Memes. Actually, not much makes me really angry. I lead a fairly stress-free life since I've found that not giving a shit about dumb stuff is the way to go. Sure I'll swear at the Yankees, but when the game is over I move on. But I will say that people that hurt children really piss me off.
3. When is the last time you laughed so hard you couldn't breathe & what made you laugh?
I can't recall a time that this happened. I certainly will laugh, and hard, but I don't think I've ever not been able to breathe. The first time I saw "American Pie" and the band geek girl says "One time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy" I spit most of my drink clear across the room.
4. Do you have any phobias?
No. Shit that was easy.
5. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Oh, the eternal question. Should I go for the power of flight? The power to read men's minds? The strength of ten men because my heart is pure? Actually, I think the ship has long since sailed on that last one. I think I would ask for invulnerability. Then I could do pretty much whatever I wanted and no one would be able to do anything about it. Of course, I would only use my powers for good.
As far as you know.